061. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

I haven't been home in way to many days. Vicodin supply is decent. Nurses are still in that hazy 5 to 7 on a ten scale. I think that in case of an emergency I'll be stashing some Penthouse magazines in my office. And a temperpedic pillow.

Whether or not this late night movie madness is a curse or someone else's booboo (wouldn't be the first time),

Comments

[passionforshoes]

ZombiAIDS certainly has a ring to it.

[vicodincrutch]

I was also considering blight of the living dead but it's too long.

[passionforshoes]

And the acronym for that would be terrible. BLD? Sounds like it should be a sandwich to me.

[vicodincrutch]

Bacon, lettuce and decay? Who wouldn't be on top of that. ZombiAIDs is winning anyway.

[holymadonna]

ZombiAIDs seem to be a popular choice, but I prefer Necroflu. It has a nicer ring. Studying its structure is dangerous as I nearly had a personal taste days ago.

Your exciting point will grow dull when I inform you there were cases that have been... magically cured without explanation, Doctor House. Perhaps the food will be abruptly disinfected by the same means.

[vicodincrutch]

What.

[holymadonna]

I repeat myself: some of my patients were cured without explanation. The ones who lost their limbs, by amputation or by decomposition and extreme necrosis, had them attached when I went to see them. There were no trace of surgery stitches. Nothing. They cannot explain how this happened.

There is no trace of the virus in their system. No pains, no fever, no necroflu.