052. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

As big of a fan as I am of being a warrior of all that is blunt I think that being anonymous is a bunch of bull. You have something to say, say it with a face, a name. Otherwise you're a faceless liar, rather than just being a liar. Did that hurt your feelings? It shouldn't. Everybody lies.

The appointment book is looking slim again. Cough. Cough.

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[adamantined]

[adamantined]

Well if you were going for terrifyingly surprising, I think that works.

[vicodincrutch]

The terror level has been upped to cake.

[adamantined]

I hope she puts it in your hair.

[small_comfort]

There was a person the other day who said that most people lie, but that he or she never did!

[vicodincrutch]

My guess is that you weren't paying attention.

[small_comfort]

But why would anyone bother lying when they were anonymous?

[vicodincrutch]

Because they won't get caught. Duh.

[equalmarked]

Maybe you'd get patients, if you weren't a ruddy asshat.

[vicodincrutch]

Like people actually go to see their doctors because of their personality. They go to get treated. The personality is an added bonus. I'm not going to pretend to like someone I won't know for very long. That should apply to them too. They don't need to pretend to like their doctor.

No cake for you.

[equalmarked]

Unless someone gets a git for a doctor that not only diagnoses his or her ills, but also decides to add his own sarcastic commentary.

No thanks, anyways.

[vicodincrutch]

And the best goddamn diagnosis and treatment. It must be so hard being sick and picky.

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[eiremagic]

[eiremagic]

That's....how...

[eiremagic]

That's a fuckin' shitload of cake.

[vicodincrutch]

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. I think it works out.

[thejejunejesuit]

It's her birthday?

[vicodincrutch]

Yep. Alert the media.

[thejejunejesuit]

You've done that already.

[vicodincrutch]

Today has been so productive.