045. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Time to cut the joke short. Anyone with the obnoxious, laughing affliction, there's good news. You haven't been eating people or tainted meat. It isn't kuru. As a little birdie may have told you, it's from an inhaled toxic substance. Lucky you!

Anyway, if you can shut up and stay still long enough, I'll give you an injection and we can all laugh

Comments

[lyra_of_dust]

Why would they be eating people though?

All of these diseases-or poisons... It looks like they were deliberatly being spread around.

[vicodincrutch]

Because they're people persons. Okay. That was awful. I admit it. It's been a really long day.

Cannibalism often has cases of kuru. Look it up. Great stuff. Stephen King hasn't touched it yet.

No kidding.

[lyra_of_dust]

And they are what they eat?

Wait until you hear about what they were doing with the rats, and what I found on the bloody device.

[vicodincrutch]

Good one, Lyra.

I love a good story. Lay it on me.

[shit_stings]

Oh, that's-- [giggles] That's what that shi-- [hahafuckinha] Hooboy.

I'mma [Heeee.] I'mma grab a drink, doc.

[vicodincrutch]

Okay, Funny Guy. Get your keister over here.

Save the drink for later.

[shit_stings]

Nah, I-- Pfft. Got it in my hand, Joe.

[hardyhar] Gimmeaminute.

[vicodincrutch]

It won't do you any good unless you do something about it. You know? Liiike, oh I don't know take it. Call me crazy.

[ourdenouement]

The City he~ro~

[vicodincrutch]

All in a days work. Forward the contract for movie rights and our people will do lunch.

[ourdenouement]

Superman! Where's your cape?

[vicodincrutch]

Dry cleaners. I keep forgetting.

[doujin_dork]

There's starting to be cures for the illnesses? That's great!

. . . Eating people?