STOP MAKING NOISES.

[vicious_lullaby]

Strange men keep calling my phone and leaving me random voicemails to tell me to pick them up. I have no idea who in hell any of them are, and I am rather amused.

Now, my phone gets a lot of wrong numbers, but usually they’re from out state. And they almost never leave voicemails. But lately I’ve been getting a lot of wrong numbers from here in WV

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[starsurfer]

ffff, seriously, your mom makes great conversation. B|

also, sdjafsfg man i could never go vegetarian. i'm a total man with meat, my love for steaks knows no bounds. ;w;

[toxic_reality]

I DRIVE TRUCKS AND EAT STEAKS MADE OUT OF TRUCKS.

[vicious_lullaby]

Oh absolutely. 8D

It's actually not as hard as you'd think. o_o I liked meat a lot too when I first switched to vegetarian, but when you've been without for a while you stop missing it, and eventually it just loses all of its appeal~. I was surprised. XD (And it helps that there're a lot of really good soy 'meats' out there now, too~.)

[toxic_reality]

I dislike porkchops... but, yes. Apple sauce or sour cream goes well with porkchops, apparently.

You shoulda said something like alfalfa, though.

[vicious_lullaby]

Except she would probably have taken me seriously and then whinged for days about how I ~*ruined her dinner*~! XD;;;;

[toxic_reality]

That's when you go, as innocently as you can "Well, I'm a vegetarian, what did you expect?"

[strawberrydrunk]

wryyyy are you such a target for crazy people's crazy antics? ;A;

I don't really know if I'm vegetarian or not, lol. Sometimes I get this sick feeling from eating meat, yet I still nom on steak liek whoa. |D

[vicious_lullaby]

I have been asking myself that very same question for years! 8D

...just consider yourself a partial vegetarian or something then? XDDD; That's kind of what I did in the very beginning -- cut out most meats except for a certain few~.

[strawberrydrunk]

It still remains a mystery, does it not~? Maybe you give off good vibes? 8DD;;;

Well, I guess I kind of am. |D; I don't know how I'll be able to live on all green for the rest of my life though, so I'll probably just be a.. fish-itarian? o___O;;

[vicious_lullaby]

It's like I have pheromones that only the truly batfuck can smell! :D

Haha, you wouldn't have to just live on greens! There're a lot of soy 'meats' out there, and a lot of them are really quite good. :3 Might be worth trying some~.

[n4o]

Your phone call situation reminds me of one I had with my grandmother in one of her retirement communities. Apparently a teenager at the local high school wrote down her number wrong for the school directory, and so all these obnoxious teenagers were calling my grandmother at strange hours of the night. XD

Hopefully the people calling you are not weird stalkers? lol

[vicious_lullaby]

...oh, dear. XDD

Hopefully not! Buuut then, with my luck... xD;;

[soleil_et_pluie]

HIGH FIVE ALSO BEING A VEGETARIAN OVER A DECADE AND NOT REMEMBERING WHAT MEATS TASTE LIKE!!!!

THERE IS ANOTHER OF ME. ♥♥

[vicious_lullaby]

HIGH FIIIIIVE BACK~~ ♥♥♥ I kind of remember what some meats taste like thanks to fake soy 'meats,' but things I've not had a soy version of? Nooooot so much. 8D

I AM QUITE HAPPY NOT TO BE ALONE IN THIS. ♥