"The gods smiled upon me because they were laughing."

[vicious1]

my friend jay told me "what you need to do is get some lesbian porna nd play it on the TV while you do her doggie style"
my response:
i laughed
not because it was funny
because that was legitimate advice for a situation in my life.

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Not my words, but hopefully I will edit them someday.

Comments

[pileofempties]

I'm glad I closed that chapter.