4 Various Dean/Castiel Drabbles, Re-post
We recently had a Quick Fire Drabble Challenge over at deancastiel, where prompts were given out in the form of three random words. It's over now, but check out the master list (which is still growing)!
Reposting my drabbles over here, 'cuz I'm itchy like that.
All are exactly 100 words, ratings vary from G-X. Due to what I got for prompts (*shakes fists at tracy_loo_who and Extraonions*), they are also 90% crack. Yay! \o/
Crabs, Sticky, Cock!Horns
"It must be a side effect."
"You couldn't tell me there might be side effects?!"
"I didn't know," Castiel admits, and sneaks another glance at Dean's cock. Still sticky and slick from sex, it looks completely normal aside from the two tiny horns jutting out of the head.
"Did your ass give my dick horns? Why couldn't you just give me crabs?"
Castiel doesn't answer, but reaches out with an inquisitive hand. When he runs his thumb across a horn tip, Dean lets out a gasp. Panting, he meets Castiel's eyes with parted lips and flushed cheeks.
"Do that again." O_o
Wedding, Poop, Unicorn
"So let me get this straight. This is the last seal."
"Yes."
"The last seal is ancient poop."
"Correct."
"And it's not just any ancient poop. It's ancient unicorn poop."
Castiel nods. Dean stares at him and decides that one of them has completely lost their mind; he's just not sure which one. "And we can make it not be a seal - therefore saving the world - by using it in a wedding ceremony."
"The seal will be saved if it becomes holy."
"So we're getting married?"
"I assumed you wouldn't mind."
"It's actually awesome. But... well, shit."
"Precisely."
Shiny, Perpendicular, Aardvark
Dean attempted to fend off Sam's incredibly long arms, but Sam simply barreled into Dean, trying to wrestle the bag away from him. They tumbled across the floor until they finally landed perpendicular to each other and Sam triumphantly peered into the bag.
"What is it?"
"I have no idea."
"Castiel gave you a stuffed animal." Sam reached into the bag and pulled out the animal in question, which had a pair of wings made from shiny taffeta arching from its back. "It's... an aardvark."
"I thought it was some kind of bizarre pig."
"Dean, your angel is beyond weird."
GUAVA PINEAPPLE JUICE GREEN VINYL MUPPET (NOT THREE WORDS!)
"Guava pineapple juice didn't exist the last time I was on Earth."
Dean is in a satisfied sprawl, but nearly half asleep. "Mmm."
"It's quite good," Castiel says as he takes another sip.
Dean snorts. "They also didn't make green vinyl." He rolls over on his stomach and gives Castiel a smirk, remembering their recent trip to a music store that resulted in Castiel's fascination with the iridescent record. "Or muppets. All very good things that make life worth living."
Castiel pauses in consideration. "But those are all incomparable to the best part of the present day."
"What's that?"
"You."
Reposting my drabbles over here, 'cuz I'm itchy like that.
All are exactly 100 words, ratings vary from G-X. Due to what I got for prompts (*shakes fists at tracy_loo_who and Extraonions*), they are also 90% crack. Yay! \o/
Crabs, Sticky, Cock!Horns
"It must be a side effect."
"You couldn't tell me there might be side effects?!"
"I didn't know," Castiel admits, and sneaks another glance at Dean's cock. Still sticky and slick from sex, it looks completely normal aside from the two tiny horns jutting out of the head.
"Did your ass give my dick horns? Why couldn't you just give me crabs?"
Castiel doesn't answer, but reaches out with an inquisitive hand. When he runs his thumb across a horn tip, Dean lets out a gasp. Panting, he meets Castiel's eyes with parted lips and flushed cheeks.
"Do that again." O_o
Wedding, Poop, Unicorn
"So let me get this straight. This is the last seal."
"Yes."
"The last seal is ancient poop."
"Correct."
"And it's not just any ancient poop. It's ancient unicorn poop."
Castiel nods. Dean stares at him and decides that one of them has completely lost their mind; he's just not sure which one. "And we can make it not be a seal - therefore saving the world - by using it in a wedding ceremony."
"The seal will be saved if it becomes holy."
"So we're getting married?"
"I assumed you wouldn't mind."
"It's actually awesome. But... well, shit."
"Precisely."
Shiny, Perpendicular, Aardvark
Dean attempted to fend off Sam's incredibly long arms, but Sam simply barreled into Dean, trying to wrestle the bag away from him. They tumbled across the floor until they finally landed perpendicular to each other and Sam triumphantly peered into the bag.
"What is it?"
"I have no idea."
"Castiel gave you a stuffed animal." Sam reached into the bag and pulled out the animal in question, which had a pair of wings made from shiny taffeta arching from its back. "It's... an aardvark."
"I thought it was some kind of bizarre pig."
"Dean, your angel is beyond weird."
GUAVA PINEAPPLE JUICE GREEN VINYL MUPPET (NOT THREE WORDS!)
"Guava pineapple juice didn't exist the last time I was on Earth."
Dean is in a satisfied sprawl, but nearly half asleep. "Mmm."
"It's quite good," Castiel says as he takes another sip.
Dean snorts. "They also didn't make green vinyl." He rolls over on his stomach and gives Castiel a smirk, remembering their recent trip to a music store that resulted in Castiel's fascination with the iridescent record. "Or muppets. All very good things that make life worth living."
Castiel pauses in consideration. "But those are all incomparable to the best part of the present day."
"What's that?"
"You."