Blues Drive Monster

[vespa_alien]

Huh?

...so that's why I keep hitting people.

Well, as long as I have a good reason, I might as well be methodical about it.

[[3% Memory regain for the nature of N.O. and how to awaken it. Fear, ME.]]

Comments

[orange_renge]

What kind of reason could you possibly have for that?

[vespa_alien]

Did anything weird happen when I hit you? Like, something coming out of your head?

[orange_renge]

Uh, no. Why the hell would anything come out of my head?

[vespa_alien]

Aw, man. I'll have to find a better head.

[cherrygloves]

...Uh, what?

Great. I was hoping she'd only be a little insane, but nooooo...

[vespa_alien]

I gotta open a channel! That's why I keep hitting people in the head. This is important, dude.

[cherrygloves]

...What kind of channel are you talking about?

*eyeballs her warily, wondering if she should start sleeping with one eye open*

[vespa_alien]

A cool one! That cool stuff can come out of. An N.O. channel.

[bestgameever]

Haha, so why do you hit people?

[vespa_alien]

Hang on a sec.

*guitars Yamamoto in the forehead*

[bestgameever]

*ducks out of the way*

Haha, that looks dangerous!

[vespa_alien]

Stop moving! I'll tell you the secret if you let me hit you.

*swings again*