Comments | vespa331: I do it Gaston style

vespa331

I do it Gaston style

Nov 23, 2008 21:22

Rachel: Decides to make her very first omelet for dinner. Puts mushrooms, broccoli, and cheese into bowl. Cracks an egg. Notices that said egg is very tiny next to the pile'o'veggies. Cracks 6 more. Notices that the carton of eggs is rapidly dwindling and gets the nagging feeling that she has Made An Error In Judgment."Hey Dad, how many eggs are ( Read more... )

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tenaciousmyths November 24 2008, 04:02:24 UTC

thats a big omelet. what a waste of eggs, and in this economy. those would have fed an army of homeless people

tkitch November 24 2008, 05:15:37 UTC

if made well, I'm all for a 6 egg omelet with ham, veggies, and cheese.

Granted, she won't do ham, but that's beside the point...

vespa331 November 25 2008, 03:15:46 UTC

You're also about twice my size. :D
And I'm actually not vegetarian anymore. Probably still wouldn't eat the ham, but just because I don't like ham.

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vespa331 November 25 2008, 03:12:39 UTC

::hangs head in shame:: I bow before your junk food prowess oh mighty one.
But hey, I wasn't trying to make it unhealthy. I was trying to get some veggies and protein, and I succeeded! I just...overdid it a little...

I really really want to lock you and my boys into Nick Tahoe's. Surely the most grotesque eating contest in the free world would ensue. And I'd LOVE it if you beat my huge geeks. :D
My boss Chris has his own classifications for food, they might amuse you. Like, today he tried the holiday bread from Panera and liked it, so he was trying to decide if it should be in the Meat or Sex group. I said it was clearly Sex, but he said that he could eat it as a main course and therefore it could be Meat. Fruits and vegetables are not considered food. You get the idea.

animalzer0 November 25 2008, 01:15:18 UTC

See, what I'm dying to know is what eventually became of this gargantuan omelet. Surely you didn't manage to consume it in its entirety?

THAT would be impressive.

vespa331 November 25 2008, 03:14:01 UTC

I did in fact eat it all.
And then felt very ill the rest of the night.
And today.
But I did not throw it up!

logic_free_mind November 25 2008, 02:47:33 UTC

That's not an Omelet. that's a Full-Blown Omel!!!

Yup, I LOLed.

vespa331 November 25 2008, 03:16:26 UTC

It shall now be known as The Omel.