http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/batman.htmlDudes.
Seriously.
I want them all, but especially these:
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/btbatmanrobinstaff.html It's Tim. On a shirt. See the black cape and the utility sleeves, see Tim's staff?? That means it's Tim, not Dick or Jason. I could have Tim touching my boobs all day. I...yeah I'm buying that shirt. I'm buying it hard and long. I might buy one for every day of the week.
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/btdccomicssuperfriendssub.html This isn't my JLA, but I might get it anyways. It's pretty hot. They're all so...so happy...except Ollie. Ollie thinks you're a fascist, and he's going to shoot you now.
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/neckbatmanbeginslogo.html A Batarang necklace is an awesome idea. No girl should ever be without her Batarang.
The Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern selections are fabulous as well.
BEN
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/guinness.htmlDIF
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/castlevania.htmlHALO
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/btlbtleaves.html JEN
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/nsuperman.htmlGIL
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/horror.htmlRAE
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/harrypotter.htmlTRACY
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/firefly.html This is my new favorite website.
Edit: If you're looking for more elitist geek merch, try here
http://www.noblecollection.com/catalog/catalog.cfm?catid=45 (there's also Superman and Harry Potter etc stuff, but of course the Batman stuff is the coolest and most gadgety. Though there's a damn pretty collection of LotR stuff.) That's the greatest collection of stuff to fool people into thinking you're very classy...when you're actually a massive dork. I want the money clip because it folds like the Batarangs in the movie, and I want that titanium ring as my wedding ring. Stealthy.
This is such a Snapper Carr shirt
http://www.brcactionfigures.com/ion-symbol-shirt.html How did I not know about this??
http://www.amazon.com/Monopoly-MN010103-Batman/dp/B00083HJK8 Batman Monopoly! Monopoly used to be kind of a big thing in my family. And oh dear god, there's a JLA one too. With my JLA. Oh, but I see they're just busts, that's lame. I'm all about the Batman monopoly though.
Dude.
http://www.frightcatalog.com/Halloween-Props/Decorations/Batman+Prop-1006130/ Thank god it's the lame benippled Batman, or none of us would be able to pay rent this year.
Superman is very cheap. I'm looking at the "whoring Clark out" crowd on this one.
http://www.animationshops.com/product_details.asp?catid=73&prodid=2658 Why the hell is almost all JL merch for Super Friends? I mean, was there a less popular incarnation? Gimme V3 stuff dammit! Or at least toonverse.
Also, I'd like to lodge a complaint that most girls shirts are really girly. Like, with rhinestones or "Girl Power!"-type slogans. Lame. Although I suppose I should be grateful, as it lessens the temptation a little.