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veryverysmart

Sexual relations, discussed!

Jul 17, 2007 21:25

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 02:43:14 UTC

I'll try to answer between BLOCKING OUT THE SCREAMS! MERLIN! They're screaming BLOODY MURDER in here, and I don't even think they were BLOODILY murdered!

What's a Kinsey type test?!

1. Some are harder to shape than others! And a lot of boys (RON) can't seem to CONTROL THEM, or aren't responsible about NOT KNOCKING GIRLS UP with them. Ought to wait to issue them until they can handle it.
2. There are so many misconceptions! We really need to teach girls to be more comfortable with themselves and not be scared of their own bodies. MAYBE GHOST BODIES THOUGH, SHUT UP! Anyway!
3. General genitals? Is that the term for gendermagus genitals or something? I mean, I imagine it must be really awkward for Blaise to turn into Blaise when they're, er, in use.
4. Who?
5. NOT VERY HAPPY AT THE MOMENT! This House is driving me mad! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD A PRICE! I thought our family ghoul was bad but noOoOooo!

SORRY, NEED TO GO SCREAM BACK AT THE GHOSTS!

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 05:00:20 UTC

I think we need to stop talking about me and Dark secrets, Hermione. It doesn't put my mind in a good place.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 05:02:25 UTC

Er, wait. I think I've discovered a new form of therapy. Images with words on them. Let me soothe you?

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 05:07:32 UTC

Very... confused?

Is it an Animagus or something? I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Professor McGonagall drinks when transformed.

I guess confused is an improvement?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 05:09:16 UTC

Okay, let's try another.

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 05:11:12 UTC

Oh NO! What if its poor widdle head got stuck?!

HERMIONE! Please tell me the cat's all right!

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 05:15:24 UTC

The cat is having a WONDERFUL time!

I'll try a less distressing one.

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 05:17:24 UTC

Oh NO! He doesn't look happy! I don't really like automobiles either!

But it's not as bad as the Underground. Um. I never want to go THERE again.

... Am I supposed to see things in these or something?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 05:20:21 UTC

No, I mean, unless you do see things. In them. We could talk about that.

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 05:27:07 UTC

I don't know, I see cats in peril?

Uh...

Is that some sort of cross between a pygmy puff and a cat?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 06:05:15 UTC

If that is what soothes your troubled heart, then yes. It is a crossbred pygat.

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 06:08:11 UTC

Hmmm. Pygmy puff business has slowed down, but maybe...

What makes you think my heart is troubled?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 06:18:17 UTC

Well, er. Tender, then? You were dismayed by the assumed unhappiness of a cat.

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 06:21:33 UTC

I wouldn't want the cats to be unhappy! I LIKE cats! Ink doesn't look unhappy.

terryclothrags July 19 2007, 06:44:11 UTC

Michael recently finished the pensieve-to-film machine he and I started last year. So I have pictures, if you need help jogging your memory. Sexy, sexy pictures.

waitingfortom July 19 2007, 06:50:36 UTC

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THAT IS NOT ON, TERRY BOOT!

I don't need help with that, THANK YOU!

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