"Officer Lockstock, I was thinkin’. We don’t spend much time on hydraulics, do we?"

[very_improbable]

1) Johnny Depp is playing Tonto in an upcoming Lone Ranger remake. This is apparently not a joke.

"But why do you want Tonto the Indian?"2) Where exactly did Gotham Cable News get the capital to start a 24-hour cable news station? (America doesn't have government-sponsored TV in the same model as, say, the BBC.) One gathers that the major

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[tzikeh]

I believe Clooney is the Lone Ranger.

This is kinda going to be a huge slash fandom / racism wankfest, isn't it.

[very_improbable]

Oh god. It's a perfect storm.