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[scorchedmark]

[ seated so fucking bad-assedly on top of the blue teams new battle tank. guys it's so beautiful, isn't it? sparkling in the sunlight. it's new, spanking, flawless metallic coating. wheels that could crush redteam loli heads and shota legs. so gorgeous i could cry. :') ]

The rate this competition's going, looks like we'll all be back home in no

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[mercyrule]

[ finds construction paper and crayons ]

[mercyrule]

[ scribbles a picture of a tank running over little stick figure soldiers on them ]

[mercyrule]

[ slaps them all over the inside of the base

[mercyrule]

[ well his job as red base sergeant is done

goes to lunch ]

[electricalstar]

[Watching the Red Team Welcome video]

[the self-described no skills, stupid team. but at least now he knows why he's here and how to get out.]

[electricalstar]

[Pulls on his sneakers and heads for the mess hall]
[Decides to make friends with whoever is in charge, so he can get two of everything. Every mealtime.]