[EXO] Paradox

[gollumpanties]

Title: Paradox
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: oh, crack
Word count: 2,250
Pairing: SuChen (only mentioned)
Summary: Junmyeon was apprenticed to a pirate at a young age, by mistake, and is now free. He considers it his duty to rid the world of his former crew, and has fallen in love with the ward of a rather dubious Major-General. Then things get

Comments

[exeuntpbabear]

i'm crying

[gollumpanties]

iT'S ALL BLATANT PLAGIARISM THERE IS NOTHING ORIGINAL HERE THANK MRRS GILBERT AND SULLIVAN FOR EVERY CLEVER THING ABOUT THIS

they are spinning in their graves right now what have i done

[gollumpanties]

I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT LITERALLY EVERYTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS COMES FROM GILBERT AND SULLIVAN, THE MUSICAL GENIUSES

oh, they will attempt most heartily to kill yixing, rest assured. hehe whether they SUCCEED.... that's for another time. u__u

[noxiouscherries]

spot omg gonna read when i get back from school ;w;

[noxiouscherries]

oh my god ahaahaha i am cryING THIS IS SO FUNNY AND LOVELY AND PIRATES OF PENZANCE MAN