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Oct 24, 2011 00:31

Clive? Could you please think of a reason for me to come home? It can be anything, really! I just need an excuse so I don't seem rude...

[ Five minutes later ]

That.

That wasn't private, was it.

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dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 04:55:20 UTC

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Flora, I will not allow you back in this apartment until tomorrow morning, and that is final.

verdantventure October 24 2011, 05:09:36 UTC

Why? That doesn't seem very fair, you know.

WOOPS wrong icon wow dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 05:14:57 UTC

It's very f

Please tell me you're not sending this while everyone is looking. It's rude.

LMAO verdantventure October 24 2011, 05:16:08 UTC

Oh, no, I'm hiding in the bathroom.

dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 05:27:57 UTC

Oh good.

((AUDIO)) ((because it's better.))

Now, Flora. Listen to me. I want you to go back into that party and have fun. I'm sure it's a bit strange and awkward, but that's part of being a person. Look and see who's nice, talk to them. I can't really advise you what to say and who to talk to, but there are plenty of nice young ladies there, and I promise you they're all generally sweet. ((THIS IS HIS GENTLEMANLY ASSUMPTION OF WOMEN, WOW.))

I'm very serious when I say I'd like if you stayed. If you go home and miss that party, the only person you're being unfair to is yourself.

[ Still text because lol hidin' in the bathroom ] verdantventure October 24 2011, 06:11:22 UTC

But what if I do something wrong! Everyone will think ill of me!

[ It's dreadful, Clive. Can't you see their girly ways? Can't you see that they will judge her fo' sho'!? ]

( text; ) dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 06:15:02 UTC

You won't. If you do, laugh it off. You're a very charming young lady, I'm sure they'll adore you.

( text; ) verdantventure October 24 2011, 06:16:50 UTC

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[ Yes, she just keysmashed. Because she knows she's lost this argument, and doesn't know what to say other than 'FINE I GUESS I'LL STAY AUGH.' ]

Re: ( text; ) dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 06:32:50 UTC

I'm laughing, Flora, forgive me.

Promise me you'll enjoy yourself.

( text; ) verdantventure October 24 2011, 06:37:19 UTC

When I come home miserable tomorrow, you'll be sorry!

Re: ( text; ) dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 06:38:26 UTC

If that happens, I'll make it up to you.

( text; ) verdantventure October 24 2011, 06:40:58 UTC

I'll hold you to that, you know.

Re: ( text; ) dubiousdoings October 24 2011, 06:42:26 UTC

Good. I'll leave you be then. Sleep well.

((the truth of the matter? He knows you'll enjoy yourself, but maybe they can still do something nice..))

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