The long weekend

[verbena76]

Friday night was a quiet night in with aersi since Trinity: Venezuela was canceled. I cleaned and started assembling the Predator and the second batch of Scouts that I purchased after work.

Saturday aersi had work, so I watched the rest of The Shield Season 6 and worked on Ultramarines; I finished assembling the Predator and primed it and the Scouts, and

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[kjpepper]

I am. I was accidentally electrocuted by a tens unit at the flea. My zombified corpse has been IMing you and posting. Wondering how I'm going to work when my arms/hands rot off.

[verbena76]

I thought programmers have undergone emergency training to code with their feet or other appendages? I realize as a chick you do lack a major appendage useful for such tasks, but I have faith you'll adapt. And besides, Crohn's Disease shouldn't work if you're a rotting corpse.

[kjpepper]

being a zombie is looking better and better. Now how to explain the fresh body parts I have in tupperware in the fridge...

Options:

[verbena76]

a: Claim you're a food science or biology major, and this is a thesis project.

b: Loudly announce you are the Grand High Poombah-Heirophant of your new cult, and offer whoever finds the goods a chance to join and get sexed.

c: Put a lock on the fridge, dumbass.