theres these two atoms, and on runs into the other. first one says "excuse me, i think you have my electron." the second one says "are you sure?" the first on replies "i'm positive".

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so heisenburgs driving his car, and a cops pulls him over. the cops says "excuse me sir, do you knwo how fast you were going?" and heisenburg replies "no, but i know exactly where i am"

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So its finally here, the morning of!
Janine and I depart for a Montreal in 3 hour from now! Yippppeeeee

13 hours until it is all done and my summer officially beings.
60 hours until Janine and I are in Montreal.

10.5 hours until all hell breaks loose! I have an exam 9am tomorrow morning, then another at 7pm tomorrow evening and finally another 9am the next morning. If I don't live I expect all of you at my funeral!

Well I depart for Montreal exactly 1 WEEK from today. With 4 exams between now and then it seems like next week may possibly be an infinite amount of time away. I am going to have the apartment to myself this weekend. I am looking forward to that. I want my boyfriend to blow off his friends and come hang out with me at my empty apartment, how lame ( Read more... )

Don't fool yourself into thinking I'm here.

Ryelin James Marhsall, born April 13th 2005 at 2:45 am.
Weighed in at 9lbs 6 ounces, and was 21 inches.
Healthy!
Loved!