Yesung's Nu Abo: 5/?

Jul 21, 2010 13:19

Title: Yesung's Nu Abo
Previous Chapters: [1] [2] [3] [4]
Chapter: 5/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yesung-centric; Yesung x Kibum; Yesung x Taemin; Yesung x Ryeowook; ninja!couples
Appearances: Kibum; Taemin (Shinee); Ryeowook; Kyuhyun
Genre: Crack
Words: 1.586
Warning: Crossdressing!Yesung, some a bit sexual situations
Summary: What happens when Yesung decides to crossdress for once.


It was really boring to prance around alone in the hallways, when nobody accompanied you. And you got used quite quickly to the gazes of other people lingering on your unusual look. From time to time, Yesung would sigh. Maybe he should go to the practice rooms, there definitely would be someone…

But that was when he saw a familiar, handsome guy making his way through the mass of people. At first, Yesung stopped, perplexed. Shouldn't this guy be on filming site or musical or whatever? (No one from Super Junior aside from Leeteuk knew for sure what he was doing right now.) Yesung tilted his head and stared at the other man. But then, a big smile was formed on his lips and he practically run over to the unsuspecting Kibum.

Reaching him, he just pounced the younger male and gave him a tight hug. »I haven't seen you for so long!«, he greeted his friend. Meanwhile, Kibum frowned. »Uh? Yesung? Well, that really is something new. You, dressed like a girl and literally jumping me…« The so-called American raised one eyebrow and peered down to the slight distance from the other's feet to the ground.

Yesung rolled his eyes and prodded Kibum to let him back down; the latter one smirked right now and looked at Yesung from head to toe. After ending his examination, the younger man reached out and smoothed the long hair of the wig. »It's fantastic how real this hair looks. But to ask the even more obvious question: Why the hell are you dressed like a woman? Didn't you loathe crossdressing?« Yesung opened his mouth to tell him about this whole Nu-Abo-thing, but obviously, the actor didn't really want to know and just went on: »Wait! You lost a bet again?! By now you really should know that you'll lose in 9 out of 10 cases.«

Soon, he laughed his typical laugh, showing bright white teeth and covering his mouth with his arm, laughing hard at the idea that Yesung lost a bet and now was forced to walk around in ladies' clothes. Some may know, but Kibum's laugh really was contagious. Yesung began to laugh too and they ended up holding onto each other, trying to get some air again. The older man just resolved to not tell his good friend about the performance of Nu Abo - because in contrary to the popular belief, Kibum actually would love to join the concerts and always got a bit sorrowful when the other members of the band talked about Super Show 3.

Thus, he dropped the topic and instead asked the American about his life. »How is the acting? Are you getting sick of it?«, he teased and grinned. Kibum grinned back and shook his head. »I would not be Kim Kibum, if I got sick of my favourite occupation. But yeah. I have to go now, sorry…«
Yesung nodded knowingly. »Alright. Will you be at the dorms tonight?« When the other nodded, the 'girl' was content. »See you tonight, Kibummie~!«
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He really had decided to enter the practice area; he hoped to find his best friend Ryeowook there. But the area was in another story of the building, what resulted into Yesung taking the elevator, because he really disliked going down the 15 stories he needed to by foot. Luckily, the elevator which he entered was empty. At least until he was 4 of the 15 stories down; when he noticed the display showing the stop-sign, he groaned.

A young, lanky boy entered the cabin and greeted him politely, but nonetheless stared at him like a hungry man at a fresh steak. Oh shit. That couldn't mean any good. Yesung wanted to ask him what was wrong, however he was attacked as soon as the elevator doors closed. Outraged, Ye-eun froze and tilted her head, looking down at the boy that clung to him like a chunk of bubblegum.

Wait. When she felt hands harshly gripping her buttocks, her eyes went as wide as saucers. »TAEMIN!«, she screeched, intimidated. Even worse, when the boy looked up to Ye-eun, his eyes were orbs of lust and horniness. Suddenly, the pressure of the other's weight was away and the elevator stopped. Oh, well. Damn. This boy knew how to stop elevators? Kyuhyun might have said something about Jonghyun knowing this trick too. By the way: was whole Shinee that much perverted?

Yesung groaned, facepalming; Taemin perceived his action as an indication for him to continue. The singer really didn't want to hurt the boy - he was currently in promotion for Lucifer, the CEO would personally kill him for hurting fangirl's best jailbait. Maybe he would stop by himself if he knew the situation? He tried to ignore the hand that crept up his back. »Taemin, see… I'm not a girl. I'm Yesung. Please stop, I don't want to hurt you…« But said boy didn't even bother listening to the female.

Instead, he tried to kiss Yesung, but the latter one luckily was taller and could turn away from the wet lips of the younger. That resulted in a few sloppily placed kisses on his neck and … what is rubbing on my hip?! Scandalized, Yesung froze once more when the minor took the opportunity to give himself a bit friction.

That was when Yesung had enough. He pushed the boy on the shoulders back and clasped one of his hands around Taemin's neck to hold him away. Furiously, he snarled at the fidgeting boy. »Damn, Taemin! I - AM - YESUNG. BETTER - STOP - OR - I'LL - KILL YOU.« He said it extra slow and loud for the teenager's brain to understand, because that particular thing seemed turned off right now.

Hearing these words, Taemin's deer eyes went even wider and he came around. »OH EM GEE! EWW!« Yesung found it safe to release the grimacing boy. »That's all Key's fault!!!«, he cried out. Well, that made sense, even if it didn't. »Jonghyun told me you sometimes were Key's guinea pig. Don't worry, he assaulted me today, too.«

The small boy still seemed nauseated. »If you want to throw up, please don't onto me. These clothes aren't mine …«, he begged. »Do you want to talk about it?« Taemin just shook his head, and Yesung faintly thought that this guy wasn't as innocent as their lovely noona fans loved to think. No wonder, with this bandmates (Key… Onew… okay, somewhat whole Shinee had naughty minds). Meanwhile, the younger had reconditioned the elevator again.

When the doors opened, moments later, finally in the story arriving that Yesung wanted to visit, there stood Key in front of the elevator doors. The look in his eyes was horrifying. Like he planned to rape Tae….

»OKAY. I'm out of this. Just go into the elevator!«, Yesung exclaimed, with a slight trace of hysteria in his voice. This was going to nothing he wanted to see, nor be in the same room with.
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When the elevator doors closed in his back, he already looked around - nobody there, but did he hear footsteps? Yesung just shrugged and combed through the long hair of the wig, heading to the vocal studios - most probably his best friend would be there. Recently, Ryeowook got into a fit of playing on the piano for long hours and maybe even composing a new piece.

He glanced at the sticker out of this one particular room he knew Kyuhyun and Ryeowook loved to use. Number 15, why ever. A knock would go unnoticed, so Yesung just opened the heavy, silenced door and really, in there, the two other lead vocals besides himself (and somewhat Sungmin) were relaxing in there, sitting on the table. Both were engrossed in the music they heard via the head phones, and Yesung entered the room unnoticed.

Since the room had no windows, everything depended on the big light source in the center of the room. Slowly, Yesung's gaze wandered to the light switch, before tapping onto it and causing darkness in the room. Just as he expected, Ryeowook screamed, obviously shocked, whereas Kyuhyun just sat there and raised his eyebrow, for sure. After a few seconds, Yesung turned the light back on and gave his best creepy face.

Once again, he was met with a shocked scream, and a perplexed: »What?!« from Kyuhyun. It was too funny. Yesung's grimace disappeared and instead, he laughed heartily. »Yesungie-hyung?«, his best friend asked with a tilted head, and Yesung gave him a thumbs-up.
»Yup. Now, what do you think?« He ignored the rather emotionless gaze of Kyuhyun and rotated once to show off his looks.

The look on Ryeowook's face was really surprised, even the maknae seemed to be impressed. She pranced over to sit down on one of the chairs on the table and crossed her legs. »Do you know where Heechul is right now?«, she asked with a cute tilt of her head - just because she could. His Her best friend still was stunned, thus Kyuhyun took the opportunity to shake his head. »We don't. And why, just why are you dressed like Luna, for Starcraft's sake?!«

Ye-eun just nodded. »It's a rather short story. I want to join the performance of Nu Abo in SS3. Therefore, I dressed like Luna and search for Heechul. Hm. And I probably wanted to dress as a girl just this once. It's …funny how people react.«, she explained and shrugged, then noticed the hungry gaze of Kyuhyun. »… what's up, Kyu?«, Ye-eun asked warily.

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A/N: Still on hiatus, my friend updated for me :D Next chapter will have Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Jonghyun and more.
There are several little hints of pairings, the story and symbols dropped, if you notice -> cookie! ♥

~yesung, #short-story, band:suju, !fanfic, genre:crack, rating:pg-13, band:shinee

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