The Celery Is Poisoning Amy

[veraciousme]

Last night just before bed I managed to work myself up about a bunch of blue-purple circles which had appeared on my hip. The looked like ringworms and stretch-marks while still looking nothing like either of them. Naturally, I turned to Google - only to find that first possibly the first time in my life it was absolutely no help. That being said,

Comments

[manky_lank]

I hope the pen didn't ruin your jeans!

[schmidtey]

Good story :)