SOMEONE SAVE ELLORGAST!!

[venusorbit1]

There is a riot in Vancouver! The Canadians are all fucked up on hockey and Vancouver is burning down.

Seriously though, I really hope you're OK, Spirit! And that your car is untorched and in perfect working order. I'm worried, so let me know you're OK.

Comments

[lovelylytton]

So hockey is to Canadians as football is to Germans. Noted.
Spirit, you okay?

[venusorbit1]

Hocky to Canadians as oxygen is to humans. They get all horny over it and start very polite riots.

[covenmouse]

wait, no, they're seriously torching shit? o.o

[venusorbit1]

*Politely* torching shit, I think. They are Canadian.

[galaxylily]

Gosh, between hockey and the mail Canada is just in melt-down status. :( Hope you're all right, Spirit.

[venusorbit1]

What about the mail? Did the postal beavers go on strike?

[galaxylily]

Yeah, it's a nation wide postal strike now, I believe. It was a rotating black out strike, but today they went all out shut-down.
I hear they might be back to work on Monday though.

[elvisvf101]

Spirit is in Victoria. I think she'll be fine.

Besides, everyone ELSE in Canada HATES the Canucks, so everyone else is pretty good right about now.

[elvisvf101]

Come to think of it, she might be back in Alberta right now. I've lost track. Either way, as long as she didn't go to Downtown Vancouver last night, she's fine.

[venusorbit1]

You're just gloating over the Bruins win, right?

[elvisvf101]

I am not aware of anyone other than Tim Thomas winning anything last night. All that matters is the Canucks lost and the Sedins are still terrible.

[charliechaplin2]

Who are these Canucks? Are they not just a funny name for Canadians?

And apparently Spirit is fine! She was out of the way and her car was not torched....