Damn right it's better than yours

[venta]

Dear Beko, please do not install extra dimensions in your fridges.

Comments

[valkyriekaren]

Eldritch. Possibly oblong. *nods*

[motodraconis]

Scaly milk? I'm confused, and ever so slightly repulsed.

[venta]

No, the milk is non-scaley and perfectly suitable for tea. I'm using "squamous" in the manner of HP Lovecraft readers everywhere to mean "unpleasant in an undescribable way".

It's actually only very recently that I realised that squamous was a real word; it's rather disappointing that it doesn't mean what I think it means.

[undyingking]

I had that experience with 'non-Euclidian'. My imagined Loveccraftian version of it was much more exciting than the real one.

[bateleur]

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard kitchen floor?

[venta]

It certainly does. Free kudo with banana flavour shakes!

[erming]

We had a fridge related annoyance at work - one manufacturer changed the dimensions of the 1 pint plastic containers of milk we had in the office. This meant they no longer fitted upright on the top shelf of the door of the fridge.