SPOONFIC

[velvet_mace]

Yes, the hottest craze to cross the land, this AU will probably supplant both Zoofic and Prisonfic in its popularity. It's got romance. It's got porn. It's UNNATURAL!!! Word of this odd, yet incredibly seductive threesome will reach the very halls of Fandom_Wank.

Fresh from timchell's LJ, midnightbanshee and I bring you our VERY FIRST COLLABORATIVE EFFORT

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u sukk!!11 O___OOO;;;:O

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u sumel lyk 4 p00op ma k4t baf lukz beta dan y0 raitng u da p3v yo0ou y du u rait pr0n moshi u r mar3d avec kidz y du smeel 20 b4d?!!!1111!!!!!! >OOOOOOOO

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Re: u sukk!!11 O___OOO;;;:O

[timchell]

u sumel lyk 4 p00op ma k4t baf lukz beta dan y0 raitng u da p3v yo0ou y du u rait pr0n moshi u r mar3d avec kidz y du smeel 20 b4d?!!!1111!!!!!! >OOOOOOOO

You smell like a poop my cat (ERROR:SYNTAX) looks better than your writing. You're the (ERROR:SYNTAX) you. Why do you write porn? "" You are married and have kids. Why do (you) smell so bad?!!!

A rough translation at best, but sufficient for your needs I hope. ;)

Re: u sukk!!11 O___OOO;;;:O

[forgottenlover]

wow... I didn't even manage to understand that much of it

[velvet_mace]

Yeah, I'll argue with that.

[cryogenia]

Vel, you guys are so insane. You know that? And I love you guys for it :)

[velvet_mace]

We are. We are loveable madwomen all of us!

[timchell]

vel, midnight... i love you guys. ♥

*smothers you quietly with love*

[velvet_mace]

*gasps for air*

Hey it's the least we could do. Hey, I think the Archer porn is done now.

[midnightbanshee]

I had no idea we ended up posting this much.

[velvet_mace]

We did, Midnight. Took me a long time to get it down. I ended up having to just write it all out again, it was faster than sentence by sentence copy and paste. I corrected a few grammar errors by the way. Nothing major.

[midnightbanshee]

Hee, thanks for doing all that! It must've been a pain! @_@

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