Ling x Greed zoofic

[velvet_mace]

Yep, it's zoofic, so it practically wrote itself. Why can't PETS come this easy?

TITLE: The Ling and the Greed
PAIRING: Guess really hard.
RATING: R
WARNING: If you aren't into zoofic this will make absolutely NO sense whatsoever.

Comments

[mikkeneko]

Hermetics. That is just brilliant. XD

[velvet_mace]

I'm kind of fond of my totally incoherent explination for how Ling's breed.

[cryogenia]

XDDDDDD

I think the best part of this whole thing is, the fact that the Greedling goes "Ha ha ha ha" XDDDDD I am seriously cracking the fuck up here. I have customers staring at my dumb ass. But omfg, that was perfect.

I liked the way the Greed and Ling related to each other to start with, actually. It was damn interesting.

[velvet_mace]

Hee hee!

I think Greed and Ling actually share a lot of characteristics, but poor Ling was all bark and Greed was all bite.

[forgottenlover]

::just... jsut DIES man:: my gods, I love it. The ending KILLS

[velvet_mace]

Aw, yeah, my OC's are so proud of their money makers pets.

[sky_dark]

You are GENIUS XD OMG this kills with the funny XD I love how the Greedling goes Ha ha ha ha XD I want a Greedling! XD

[velvet_mace]

I thought of you when writing this.

See, Ling doesn't mind getting screwed by Greed at all! He likes it! And they produced such a pretty little one together.

[azremodehar]

*giggle* Greedling! =D <--- dork

It's spelled oroborous.

[velvet_mace]

Changed! My spell checker was unhelpful and I was too lazy to look it up.

The Greedling is very cute.

[azremodehar]

Glad I could help. ^^

HAHA. Cheryl and Bob are gonna regret their plan when they have a bunch of little Greedlings running around like they own the place. X3;