It's the make life hard on your f-list Meme...

[velvet_mace]

I honestly don't expect anyone to answer these questions, but if you do, cool!

Ganked from dragontrap

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it

Comments

[urplesquirrel]

1. Vel. Cause it's shorter to type than Velvet Mace.
2. Yes. Yes you are.
3. Since about chapter fourteen of Pawns, I guess.
4. I asked to friend you after reading pawns, you said okay and friended me back.
5. "Wow, really good writer. Wow, good constructive critisism!"
6. Yep.
7. A good smut fic.
8. Well, given that you already are...
9. Your family and friends.
10. Drama, on and off the internet.
11. Pawns! Great fic.
12. About six more hours in the day. And a better functioning brain.
13. Eh, not as well as I'd like to.
14. Never met you in real life.
15. Nope. I got over my shyness at prodding you to do stuff real fast *coughsmutdrabblescough*
16. I think it would depend on who they were and what they'd done to you or your family.
17. Awesome.
18. About the same, I guess.
19. Yeah, I think so.
20. Prolly.

[velvet_mace]

You are right Drama does so make me feel sad. I wish everyone could just get along. As much as I enjoy creeping people out with my comments, I'd much rather they be shuddering with amusement and pleasure than shaking with anger and misery.

[bard_linn]

1. ...Smut Queen? ;)
2. Seem to be.
3. Er...I don't think I "know" you that well but a couple of months.
4. LJ of course!
5. Awesome writer. I am not worthy. *grovels on floor*
6. Yes. Duh.
7. Gen fic Hm...possibly inferring things in context.
8. Already are.
9. Your kids, your husband and good fic.
10. Ambiguity.
11. Smut. And chess.
12. Telepathic powers! So you could always understand what people meant.
13. Not very, unfortunately.
14. Never have "seen" you, saw you once or twice on AIM.
15. Nope.
16. Maybe to protect your kids.
17. Creative!
18. Same, I guess.
19. I think you'd listen. You seem like the type.
20. Sure, the cool kids are doing it.

[velvet_mace]

There is no need to grovel around me. Good heavens.

I'd love to be telepathic, but I"m afraid I wouldn't use if for good... so the world is probably better off that I'm not.

[anonymous]

1. Yaoi no Kami, need I say more?
2. mmmm I think so...
3. Look at when my first review to you was on ff.net
4. Ff.net through a review
5. Aww damnitall I thought this was going to be elricest!
6. ..... <.< umm........................... mebbie~
7. Grammar
8. You're not married?
9. Your kids and yaoi
10. Your kids and house cleaning
11. ... my secret stash of yaoi I bought in Japan
12. Some FMA doujin straight from Japan
13. ...ona scale of 1-10, 1
14. never
15. yes
16. no
17. Yaoi
18. static
19. no
20. n/a

^_^ Aharah Musici

[velvet_mace]

Yaoi no Kami... Eeep, need a translation! I know what the first word means.

HA HA, I am SO married. 15 years and going strong. That was a trick question.

Oooh, FMA doujin.... Love...

Hey, stick around and we might actually get to know each other... Get yourself an LJ it's free and it's a lot easier than just lurking.

[anonymous]

God(ess) of Yaoi, and I just did. 'Cept no matter what it refuses to let me log in =_=;;

[wiccat]

1. Velvet_mace, because that's your name!
2. I dunno, are you?
3. Not very long...
4. ...have we met? Hi, I'm Wiccat and I've been stalking you for a while now :D
5. Oooh, ficcage...
6. Oooh, ficcage...
7. Um... sausage?
8. Aren't you married now?
9. Smex!
10. Lack of smex D:
11. Smexxy ficcage XD
12. An asian pear
13. Sorry, not very well :/
14. Nevah!
15. I really like your fanfics ^__^
16. I doubt it
17. Talented
18. Hopefully stronger once you realize how utterly cool I am? ^__^;;
19. I don't think we're that close yet
20. Yeah!

[velvet_mace]

I HOPE I'm loveable!

I am sooooooo married. Despite all the dirty flirty talk I use on LJ.

Ha ha, I'm privilaged to know such an ubercool person!

[ushigami]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Umm... how about... the PORNINATOR!!! Porny for short.XD
2. Am I lovable?
Damn straight you are. In fact, you are simply fantasticle.
3. How long have you known me?
Umm... I've known of you after reading some of your fics on AFF.Net, but I never quite got to know you until... I think it might have been August or September? I don't really remember... ^^;;;
4. When and how did we first meet?
I think it may have been on either fma_yaoi or your own journal, I forget. It was probably when you wrote that Scar+Roy w/ doughnuts drabble for me. XD
5. What was your first impression?
Damn, this girl writes some damn good porn. Muststalkmuststalkmuststalk...
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
That, and that you're one of the most kickass peeps I've had the luck of being acquainted with on the 'net.
7. What do you think my weakness is?
Umm... Probably your difficulty with writing consensual smut that is entirely consensual, or liking crack pairings. :P

[velvet_mace]

The Pornanator.... I'll be back... Take this Porn or ELSE!

I think it was like late August that I first noticed you. I remember being blown away by your art...

[ushigami]

Eh, but my art is not that good, though. I can't do lineart for the life of me... :P

Yeah, you'd be like, the master of Porn 'fu!

*is shot*