Undesireable: Prologue
This is an original novel.
TITLE: Undesireable (A vampire novel)
RATING: NC-17 (This chapter PG-13)
GENRE: Porn with plot -- heavy on the plot. Action/adventure, some black humor, some romance.
PAIRINGS: George x everyone. Mostly Slash, some het, three and moresomes. Vampire sex.
WARNINGS: Lots of non-con and coercive themes -- oh howdy. Lots of swearing. Some sexual props. Some bondage. Heavy dominance/submission themes.
WORD COUNT: 298
Summary: At the height of the Cold War, vampires came out of the closet and staged a coup to save humans from destroying themselves. All the Vampire protectors wanted in return was a simple monetary tithe and, of course, blood. But not George Handle's blood. He tastes foul. Maybe. Possibly. Okay, that might be a lie. Shit. Getting home from a business trip becomes very hard when every vampire around is suddenly after your skin.
PROLOGUE
You are not going to kill a vampire. You can't do it, so stop fucking throwing your lives away. It's just pissing them off and making things harder for the rest of us. Forget silver, crosses, stakes, garlic, soil, ofuda, your mom. They won't do dick to a Vampire. Yes, they are nocturnal just like rats, and just like rats they don't burn up in the sun. Do you think they'd have taken over the world if these simple things had any affect whatsoever? No. So stop being stupid.
Being dead doesn't help anything. So don't do things that will get you dead. Spread the word, but for fucks sake don't use your real name. Don't dog their steps like some paparazzi. If your path and theirs happen to coincide, then you observe and report. Don't call attention to yourself. They can read your mind from three blocks away if they want to, so don't make them want to. Your best defense is blending in with the background.
Vampires aren't immortal, but they are fucking tough. The best way to kill one is to get another vampire to do the job for you. If you can figure out a way to sow discord amongst the vampires good for you, just don't get yourself killed in the process. Keep your eyes open for their true vulnerabilities.
If you get caught, don't fight back. It's okay if they find out what you know; we've got no secrets. Be a good little sheep and survive. Report on what you find out. They need us more than we need them. Knowledge is our power. Numbers are our strength. We are the irrepressible masses. We need no heroes. We are legion - we are unstoppable. Good luck.
-- Vestalar's Bible alt.vamp.resist April 1993
On to Chapter One
TITLE: Undesireable (A vampire novel)
RATING: NC-17 (This chapter PG-13)
GENRE: Porn with plot -- heavy on the plot. Action/adventure, some black humor, some romance.
PAIRINGS: George x everyone. Mostly Slash, some het, three and moresomes. Vampire sex.
WARNINGS: Lots of non-con and coercive themes -- oh howdy. Lots of swearing. Some sexual props. Some bondage. Heavy dominance/submission themes.
WORD COUNT: 298
Summary: At the height of the Cold War, vampires came out of the closet and staged a coup to save humans from destroying themselves. All the Vampire protectors wanted in return was a simple monetary tithe and, of course, blood. But not George Handle's blood. He tastes foul. Maybe. Possibly. Okay, that might be a lie. Shit. Getting home from a business trip becomes very hard when every vampire around is suddenly after your skin.
PROLOGUE
You are not going to kill a vampire. You can't do it, so stop fucking throwing your lives away. It's just pissing them off and making things harder for the rest of us. Forget silver, crosses, stakes, garlic, soil, ofuda, your mom. They won't do dick to a Vampire. Yes, they are nocturnal just like rats, and just like rats they don't burn up in the sun. Do you think they'd have taken over the world if these simple things had any affect whatsoever? No. So stop being stupid.
Being dead doesn't help anything. So don't do things that will get you dead. Spread the word, but for fucks sake don't use your real name. Don't dog their steps like some paparazzi. If your path and theirs happen to coincide, then you observe and report. Don't call attention to yourself. They can read your mind from three blocks away if they want to, so don't make them want to. Your best defense is blending in with the background.
Vampires aren't immortal, but they are fucking tough. The best way to kill one is to get another vampire to do the job for you. If you can figure out a way to sow discord amongst the vampires good for you, just don't get yourself killed in the process. Keep your eyes open for their true vulnerabilities.
If you get caught, don't fight back. It's okay if they find out what you know; we've got no secrets. Be a good little sheep and survive. Report on what you find out. They need us more than we need them. Knowledge is our power. Numbers are our strength. We are the irrepressible masses. We need no heroes. We are legion - we are unstoppable. Good luck.
-- Vestalar's Bible alt.vamp.resist April 1993
On to Chapter One