Dirty drabble + ficlet
I actually wrote these and posted them on other people lj's, but I thought I'd put them here as well... why not.
TITLE: Pain in the Ass (100 words)
PAIRING: Roy/Ed
RATING: PG-13/R
"You’re a pain in the ass, Mustang." Ed groused.
Roy merely raised an eyebrow. He'd heard this many times before, and usually what followed was a lengthy complaint about something the Colonel had absolutely NOTHING whatsoever to do with.
The mission was too long, too boring, too much paperwork. The food was lousy, the company annoying, the weather harsh. Ed would rather be researching, or following up on something that had absolutely no military value. And no, his brother's comic book habit was NOT expensible.
"What is it, Fullmetal?" Roy asked, wearily.
"Spit does NOT count as lube." Ed winced.
TITLE: Prince Albert (233 words)
PAIRING: Al/Ed, implied Roy/Ed.
RATING: Hard R
WARNINGS: Kinky. Peircings.
"Al," hissed Ed. "PuLEEEZE… go slower. Slower!"
Al didn't change his pace. "It's your own fault." Just to be cruel, he let his hand slide down to the chain clipped to his belt loop. He gave it just the tiniest pull. The chain snaked back the few inches between his hip and the top of Ed's pants, then down below the waistband and attached to the Prince Albert piercing on Ed's cock. Every tug was both exciting, and rather painful.
Ed's only recourse was to half hide behind his brother, not only to give the chain the greatest amount of slack, but to also hide the rather suspicious bulge his erection made in his tight leather pants.
"Ak! I said I was sorry." Ed shut up quickly as a group of soldiers passed them by.
"I waited until two am for you," said Al, not at all amused. "And then I find you are out with Mustang. It was MY turn."
"I know, I just, this whole schedule thing… it's sometimes confusing."
"Use the organizer I bought you." Al gave the chain another pull.
"Eek! Do we have to see him? This is embarrassing enough on it's own."
"Of course. It's half his fault. He knows he stole one of my days."
"What are you going to do?"
Instead of answering Al grinned maliciously and pulled a second chain out of his pocket.
TITLE: Pain in the Ass (100 words)
PAIRING: Roy/Ed
RATING: PG-13/R
"You’re a pain in the ass, Mustang." Ed groused.
Roy merely raised an eyebrow. He'd heard this many times before, and usually what followed was a lengthy complaint about something the Colonel had absolutely NOTHING whatsoever to do with.
The mission was too long, too boring, too much paperwork. The food was lousy, the company annoying, the weather harsh. Ed would rather be researching, or following up on something that had absolutely no military value. And no, his brother's comic book habit was NOT expensible.
"What is it, Fullmetal?" Roy asked, wearily.
"Spit does NOT count as lube." Ed winced.
TITLE: Prince Albert (233 words)
PAIRING: Al/Ed, implied Roy/Ed.
RATING: Hard R
WARNINGS: Kinky. Peircings.
"Al," hissed Ed. "PuLEEEZE… go slower. Slower!"
Al didn't change his pace. "It's your own fault." Just to be cruel, he let his hand slide down to the chain clipped to his belt loop. He gave it just the tiniest pull. The chain snaked back the few inches between his hip and the top of Ed's pants, then down below the waistband and attached to the Prince Albert piercing on Ed's cock. Every tug was both exciting, and rather painful.
Ed's only recourse was to half hide behind his brother, not only to give the chain the greatest amount of slack, but to also hide the rather suspicious bulge his erection made in his tight leather pants.
"Ak! I said I was sorry." Ed shut up quickly as a group of soldiers passed them by.
"I waited until two am for you," said Al, not at all amused. "And then I find you are out with Mustang. It was MY turn."
"I know, I just, this whole schedule thing… it's sometimes confusing."
"Use the organizer I bought you." Al gave the chain another pull.
"Eek! Do we have to see him? This is embarrassing enough on it's own."
"Of course. It's half his fault. He knows he stole one of my days."
"What are you going to do?"
Instead of answering Al grinned maliciously and pulled a second chain out of his pocket.