It's my brother's birthday today. Conveniently, it's also my father's birthday and my half birthday. It seems that my parents at one time only got exceptionally horny and fertile at two points in the year. One of these points seemed to be shared by my father's parents and possibly the horn-gene flows on my mum's side as well as I have both a ( Read more... )

The exact date seems a bit debated, but today (or yesterday, or Saturday, or Sunday, or Monday) is Cow Appreciation Day. Many also consider one of these days to be Shark Awareness Day. The close proximity is from long, long ago when a rare, but friendly breed of cow got annoyed and spontaneously evolved into a shark.

Happily, Chris stepped in ( Read more... )

I received an e-mail today from a co-worker about this hoax. She actually had it forwarded to my department. I responded to all and directed everyone to the afore mentioned Snopes website (which by the way quoted the e-mail she sent out). Several hours later she implied that the information on Snopes was not trustworthy and probably based solely ( Read more... )

I have found that I often don't like people with loud and annoying voices. "Don't like" often means that I would like to peg sharp pointy objects at these people and have said objects imbed themselves in particularly painful manners. I'm not entirely sure if I always recognize people as having loudly annoying voices until I already find them ( Read more... )

How did you feel being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?

Does anyone have two Skinny Puppy tickets that they would like to sell me for a reasonable price?

Come on kids ( Read more... )

Hrm ( Read more... )

It's really amazing what happens when you don't read LJ for quite some time ( Read more... )

I went to the mall today during lunch with my mum. Work had decided that everyone should bring ridiculously large amounts of food so people could cultivate their gorging skills. As such I was not needing much in the way of lunch at lunchtime. So we trounced off to the mall in an effort to get my mum something to eat, and then participate in some ( Read more... )