In the event I catch 'Swine Flu'

[velkrin]

I will refer to it as 'Bear Flu'. It will still be 'swine flu' but it will sound more manly and thus make it much more impressive when it buggers off in a week.

Other names to consider:

Tyrannosaurus flu
Velociraptor flu
Shark flu
The purple death
Deadly flu of deadlyness
Manslayer flu
King of the jungle flu
Super Flu

Comments

[layladebloody]

::laughs:: I just found out one of my friends has swine flu. I'm going to suggest he call it something else.

[mobiuswolf]

I vote for Shark Flu ;3