I just read this and I love it. Glad to see your English teacher thought so, too... I'd like to meet him/her; they've obviously got a great sense of humor.
This is a serious publication, aimed at alerting people to the dangers of being caught unawares in the face of an emergency, (such as the unforeseen rupture of a colostomy bag, and the subsequent injuries possibly sustained by someone who has slipped and fallen in the contents of the aforementioned "treat bag.")
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*sorry*
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I just read this and I love it. Glad to see your English teacher thought so, too... I'd like to meet him/her; they've obviously got a great sense of humor.
This is a serious publication, aimed at alerting people to the dangers of being caught unawares in the face of an emergency, (such as the unforeseen rupture of a colostomy bag, and the subsequent injuries possibly sustained by someone who has slipped and fallen in the contents of the aforementioned "treat bag.")
Lives are at stake here, and you send me satire.
That's my favorite part. =)
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Nice to see you on my actual journal!! :-)
I have been pretty lame about updating it lately. Glad you liked the letter though. That was also my favorite part!
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