Funny Fwd.

[veile]

Someone posted this on myspace and I thought it was very funny.

Every year, English teachers from across the country submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers.

Here are last year’s winners…..

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a

Comments

[shoindiematrix]

^_^ That's so fabulous! Thanks for posting this!

[veile]

Glad you liked it.

[nayflower]

oh wow. yup. i love it, ha ha. these are all my new reason for living.

my favorite...

[veile]

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.