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[ve_gone]

[ This is audio because you all need to hear the sound of Todd's battling which he has only just discovered doesn't suck as much as he thought. So pay attention, fanboys and fangirls.

So the music in Violet City is pretty lame, pretty slow. Pretty dull, actually. You want music that isn't dull? That would be the wild pokémon battle theme.

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[islandshore]

If you're training an Abra, the best thing to do is send him out and then switch him for another Pokémon; he'll still get some experience that way.

[ve_gone]

That's what I've been doing but, man, that takes a lot of time and the little tool isn't learning how to fight.

So have you got one of these things? Do they ever learn how to fight their own battles?

[islandshore]

I used to.

[And, right on cue, there's a rather strange sound. In the background of Riku's feed, Todd might spot a Kadabra walking by.]

He evolved a few months back, and he started learning attacks.

[ve_gone]

He evolved? So... you've been here for like millions of years? That's how that works, isn't it? Evolution?

[ He's always listening to that noise and watching that Kadabra. It doesn't look as lame as Abra, right? ]

I don't know if I've got time for that, dude.

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[allthreefourths]

[Hiccup is just going to be in the corner here training his Dratini... and then covering his ears.]

That. That is loud.

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[ve_gone]

Just a bit. I've heard louder, but hey I'm a rock star so I'm used to it. It's part of the business, you know? Besides, what age are you?

[ He's looking you up and down to guess, bro. ]

Ten? You kids love loud noises.

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[allthreefourths]

Louder. I don't know what a rock star is, but you must be used to some pretty loud th--

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[allthreefourths]

[hey hey hey hold on a second there. aand Hiccup's sounding rather indignant now.]

Ten? Come on, not even in the lower teen years?

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[restardom]

[ OW. ]

What was that?!

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[ve_gone]

[ So maybe that was a tiny bit louder than he expected. Woops. ]

My bad! Pretend you didn't hear anything!

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[restardom]

I don't think I'm gonna have to pretend. They're still ringing...

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[ve_gone]

Oh. Then great!

So that was just my pokémon working it's magic in battle. You know, making rats faint, gaining the experience. That sort of thing. Pretty cool, don't you think?

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[awesome_scott]

[Guess who kinda has to see all your messages! That's right, Sc--

Wait.

Scott's only in the background. Preparing to go out for some training [secretly, he's about to start moving on to Goldenrod, but that's a secret]. And instead, his Absol has 'gear duty, the network visible to the young Pokemon. And it doesn't look happy -- it'd been resting before that Whismur scream. So have an Absol glare. Or, y'know, notice the idiot in the back.] Sol.

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[ve_gone]

[ What is that thing? ]

What is that thing?

[ oh hey it's Scott ]

Hey Pilgrim! What's that thing?

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[awesome_scott]

[Scott doesn't even bother turning around, he's too busy trying to decide if he should take one of his experienced Pokemon with him or not.]
It's my awesome Absol. A dark-type thingie. But you can't catch them anywhere, and that makes it even awesomer than anything you've got.
[Also -- on the bed/around Scott, is the rest of his current team.]

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[ve_gone]

[ They all look better than his. What is wrong here? ]

Well I'm going to catch a strong pokémon that will leave you speechless. Oh and my Whismur can't be caught anywhere either. None of my team can be caught anywhere.

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[used_glare]

Your Abra should have something known as an 'egg move', as in a damaging move that it was born with.

... Unless you caught it from the wild. And you should probably be more considerate when picking your Pokemon's attacks.

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[ve_gone]

Wrong. I was given the thing when I got here, it has no moves and it wasn't caught. Better luck next time, four eyes.

[ P-please ignore this jerk ]

And I was totally thinking when I picked that move. It knocked the hell out of that rat.

{Video} asdghj Nanao's idiot quota has officially been broken.

[used_glare]

{Who the hell was this guy and why was he being so... urgh.}

That's strange, mine did. It has Thunderpunch. {Juuust linefacing. She will smack him if she ever sees him in person now, out of principal.}

I meant considerate of your fellow human beings, you utter twat. Or are you deaf as well as being brain dead?

{Video} Poor girl

[ve_gone]

I'm not deaf or brain dead. I'm a rock star. My fellow human beings should feel lucky to even be considered by me. We're hardly on the same level.

...I guess I could check my Abra later. Or maybe you just needed a handicap or something?