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[fuckmyunlife]

Characters: Conrad and anyone lurking around at night
Location: Around the Middle District, wandering aimlessly like an idiot
Time: Night
Style: Any and all
Status: Open

[Having woken up in the plaza just an hour ago, Conrad is making the most of his time (and confusion) by getting himself horribly lost. He certainly isn't panicking, no sirree. He

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[eatingwings]

[ Oh hi there, Conrad. Alucard was just prowling the streets when he spotted you. ]

Are you lost, boy?

[fuckmyunlife]

GAH--

[don't just appear like that, dammit! if Conrad could have a heart attack, he definitely would have]

No, no! Of course not. Why, do I look like I am?

[eatingwings]

You're a horrible liar, Conrad.

[fuckmyunlife]

[ACK, JESUS, jumping back and getting into what might be a threatening position. y'know, if he weren't obviously freaked out and trying not to run]

Who the Hell are you?! Are you stalking me?!

[scaresplants]

[And out from a nearby alley steps a very stylish gentleman with black hair and a devilish smirk. And he's wearing sunglasses. At night. He gives Conrad a chipper wave, as if they were nice friends who just happened to run into each other.]

Hey there. A little lost, are you?

[fuckmyunlife]

[okay, this guy looks harmless. kind of stupid to wear sunglasses at night, but Conrad's had enough jabs at his own fashion sense not to care much]

Yeah, looks like it - the sky's a little, uh... [trying to be polite to the native and failing miserably] ... fucked-up. Really not like home at all. You mind pointing me in the direction of somewhere a little more normal? [and a weak smile that screams 'PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, STRANGE PARALLEL-DIMENSION MAN']

[scaresplants]

[Ohohoho. Don't worry, Crowley won't hurt you. He'll just try to make your life miserable by any means possible. But he's really actually a nice guy.]

[A shrug.] No can do, sorry. You're stuck here for good.

Would you believe me if I told you you were underwater?

[fuckmyunlife]

[right, because it's not like he's a demon or anything 8|]

For good? No, no way. This is obviously a big mistake, I'm not meant to be here. And if we were underwater, I kind of think we'd be drowning by n- hooold on. Is this more magic? [Hanna, this is all your fault. Conrad just KNOWS it]

[punchhopping]

[Lurking around at night is my hobby!

Kageyama has moved on from panicking at his new predicament to casual acceptance of the fact that he is in hell (not new), that he deserves this (not new) and that Aniki is not here (:(). Accepting his darkness didn't mean he could sleep though, so instead he just wanders in the black night, his eyes on the dirt where he should be crawling and his head at just the right height for slamming into Conrad's chest. Which it will do. Painfully.

aww, yeah. Just like home!]

[fuckmyunlife]

[gdmit, get outta here, bridge-boy]

...

Did you just. Try to headbutt my chest? [he thought you were going to step out the way at the last second, FOOL. and that hurt]

[punchhopping]

[Stays. Forever.]

I figured you'd move away. Nobody wants to be with me anyway.

[fuckmyunlife]

[DON'T YOU HAVE A BRIDGE TO GUARD FROM BILLY-GOATS, LITTLE TROLL?!]

Uh. Right. [oh great. an emo goth kid. JUST what he wanted to run into] You could apologise, you know. It's not my fault you have social problems and [sarcastic air-quotes] 'internal anguish that no-one can understand'.

HERE, HAVE SOMEONE NORMAL .w.

[shibuya_rave]

[He's just been wandering around, checking out Vatheon as Alice? sleeps because Aziraphale is there, so he's fine, and Neku wants to know if its changed, at all.

Nope, still the same city.

He's about to head back when he spots Conrad, who is...most certainly giving out the 'hello I'm hopelessly lost' vibe. Joy.]

New, I'm guessing. [Why yes, he is talking to you cause there's nothing like fail conversations in the morning.]

BOO, NORMAL PEOPLE, BOO

[fuckmyunlife]

Lost would be a better term. It's not like I live here or anything. Just, uh. Visiting. Kind of.

POO TO YOU, I SAY

[shibuya_rave]

Yeah, you're new. [Neku sighs and crosses his arms, if only to stop himself fiddling with his hair.] Welcome to Vatheon; a city that pulls people from various universes into its depths and lies at an undetermined distance below the sea. Leaving...on purpose, is pretty much impossible.

8( YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY. CRRRYYYYY.

[fuckmyunlife]

Universes? Kid, I don't know how much sci-fi you've been reading or watching or whatever, but... really not planing on sticking around. But, uh, thanks for the tip, okay? I'll bear it in mind. [he won't :|] You know if there's a hotel or something around here?

[livedagain]

[Just walking around with his wand lit as he tries to relax enough so he can go back to his apartment and sleep. That's when he turns the corner and sees someone. An eyebrow raise and he lowers his wand.]

Hey, new aren't you?

[fuckmyunlife]

[giving the guy an odd look, because okaaaay]

New to places with glowing sticks in general, yes. New to here, doubly-so.

[livedagain]

[SORRY he kind of stopped caring about that. Rolling his eyes, he flicks the wand once and darkness surrounds them.]

Welcome to Vatheon then, mate.

[fuckmyunlife]

[oh, it's a light-up torch-stick. wonderful]

Right, right. You mind telling me where the exit is? Because that's really where I'm aiming for.