one ● why even

[dinodere]

Characters: dinodere and vatheon
Location: Plaza
Time: Morning
Style: First
Status: Open

[ Have a guy dressed in this handing out flyers in the plaza today. ]

Come one, come all, fresh t-bone steak, 50% off from now till Sunday!

[ Seems he got roped into doing a job for a local. ]

Comments

[beniyo]

[Just this little wide-eyed thing staring at you, Eiji]

... Why is a penguin selling steak?

[dinodere]

[ s-shrugs ]

It's the costume they gave me.

[beniyo]

I guess it would be kind of scary if they put you in a cow outfit... but I think you could make that look cute too.

[dinodere]

The cows would probably be very insulted.

[yokosfanboy]

Isn't everything free?

[dinodere]

I think it's more for the other locals.

[yokosfanboy]

You mean the locals still pay for things?

[garbagecanned]

[. . .

Okay, he has to do a double-take at this guy.]

A penguin advertising steak? Who does that even make sense?

[dinodere]

It wasn't my idea!

[garbagecanned]

...Then how did you end up like this?