one ★ the penguin did it

[housewifes]

Characters: housewifes & vatheon
Location: Anywhere and everywhere in the city!
Time: Day
Style: First
Status: Open!

[ today, no matter what you are doing, vatheon, your butt is suddenly groped. walking down the street? ordering take out from a restaurant? painting a mural? if you are standing, your butt is groped

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[housewifes]

[ Shouma stares, stock still, hand still frozen in mid air. His eyes glance over at an empty space to the side of Karkat and him before he goes back to Karkat and lets out a muffled squeak of horror. The amount of vulgarity and the vicious verbal abuse he's suddenly facing catches him off guard and boy does he wish his brother was here to save him.

But he's not. ]

I-I. . .

[ speechless, absolutely speechless as he stares at Karkat. His mouth opens and closes a few moments before he lets out a soft whine. ]

K-kill me?

[housewifes]

But I swear I didn't do it!

[foodchewing]

[Kyouko was wandering around Vatheon, bag of apples in hand. Nothing particularly in mind, just minding her own business.

Until she was groped.

She stops, putting the bag of apples on the ground (never waste good apples, ok), and she spins around. She's irritated, very much so as she addresses him.]

Wanna run that by me again, or do I have to kick your ass?

[Just be glad you don't have a spear in your face, Shouma...]

[housewifes]

Please don't kick my ass!

[ he really didn't expect this to happen, he was just trying to grab his penguin as it ran up to the nearest person but he was too late! And next thing he knew, the penguin was grabbing onto Kyouko's butt and he was trying to grab it off.

Except.

Nobody but him can see the penguin.

why life why ]

[foodchewing]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't, kid.

[You don't touch Kyouko, okay. Not like that, anyway.

But she most likely is just talk, at least for now.]

[housewifes]

I didn't mean to! I mean, it wasn't me but it doesn't really matter at this point, does it? Point is, even if I did grope you, I didn't on purpose!

[ flawless logic, really ]

[lunateclock]

[..........what.

Er.

Pause.

Consider.

Turn.

...His hands don't leave his pockets, at least.]

...Can I help you with something?

[housewifes]

There was just. Something on the--

[ loooooking at the ground now oh hey a vatheon penny ]

Yes! My lucky penny!

[lunateclock]

[...........................]

I don't suppose--

[...

Well alright whatever.]

Are you new here?

[housewifes]

Yes. Just arrived a few hours ago.

[libraria]

[ Funnily enough, groping isn't exactly a new phenomenon for Nodoka - but she still squeaks, turning around and stumbling backwards as she stares at the boy. It's no one she knows - not that recognition would make it any better, she supposes - but still. ]

E-Excuse me?!

[housewifes]

I-I was just trying to get something from the ... ground...

[ glances down! oh hey a penny! ]

My lucky penny, yes! S-sorry about the confusion.

[libraria]

[ Nodoka blinks, but... ]

Ah, right! It's okay, I-I'm glad you found your penny!

[housewifes]

Thank you! It's a very special penny.

[aimforthesun]

[alskljasdas]

What the-!?

[Spinning around aaaaaand have a dagger pointed at you, Shouma, because this is why Billy shouldn't spend time around Matthew-]

[housewifes]

[ sdjkghksjghkdshgkjdshgjgdh!!!! falling back onto the ground with a scream ]

I swear I didn't do it!

[aimforthesun]

Re~ally? I find that hard to believe.

[Smile smile smile-]

[housewifes]

It wasn't me, seriously. I can't explain who it was but I know it wasn't me.