Prepare to be thwarted.

[sneakypasta]

Characters: sneakypasta and YOU
Location: All around Vatheon~
Time: All day Thursday~
Style: [Action please!]
Status: OPEN.

[Oh, Vatheon~ It's that time again~ That's right, there's an assassin sneaking around, and he's on the prowl. Unlike before though... He's armed with snowballs. And will be pelting each and every innocent bystander he sees today

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[singularjustice]

[ N was just on his way back from the store, his bag stuffed full of small blankets, bowls, and what seems to be pet supplies.

Thwack. Wait what he is under attack -- ?!

The Zoroark with him growls as her trainer gets hit in the shoulder, making him jump. ]

What in --?

[sneakypasta]

[Bwahahaha, first victim pelted! It's a good thing he's so sneaky, or Ezio would have given his position away from cracking up.]

[Don't mind the other one launched from behind this fruit stand.]

[singularjustice]

[ N barely manages to dodge that one. Zoroark notices where it's from before he does, starting to move towards the stand, but N quickly puts a hand out to stop her. ]

-- who's there? Why are you doing that?

[sneakypasta]

What is more fun, mi amico! [There comes another.]

[And then he stands up with a wave. |DDD Sup bro!]

I have not seen you since my first visit.

[prominence_glow]

[And guess who is trying to be stealthy and follow his crazy older brother figure?]

[sneakypasta]

[YOU'RE MAKING HIM SO PROUD.]

The trick to good stealth lies in the way you move. Move with purpose and fluidity. You must look like part of the scenery. And when the moment is right? [Launching a snowball at one of the townsfolk. Poor guy looks clueless.]

[prominence_glow]

[FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS, BIG BRO why are all his favorite influences the worst]

Purpose and fluidity, got it! [Unconsciously, he reaches up to pat at his hair. Kind of a dead giveaway for him. Uh, whoops. But Lea doesn't really pay it much mind, instead just scooping up his own snowball and following Ezio with all the determination he can muster.

Which is a lot.]

[sneakypasta]

[HA. YOU'LL BE AN EPIC ASSASSIN SOON ENOUGH. Because only the worst are cool enough to follow.]

Haha, here, you do not have to worry about such things. [He looks over then smirks suddenly.]

[Hey Lea, He just totally wall jumped and pelted you in the back.]