Alls fair in love and war

[idiotdetective]

Characters: kazumaai, idiotdetective, and vatheon!
Location: Middle District
Time: Monday Morning
Style: Either, we'll match
Status: OPEN FIRE!

[HELLS YEAH! SNOW. Now this was fun. Yusuke was starting to get bored around here, and before he knew it, there was snow. The detective took it upon himself to start playing with it. Particularly create snowballs and throw it at

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[kazumaai]

[idiotdetective]

[The head is too small of a target, Kuwabara. You might wanna aim for something easier to hit because Yusuke just dodged it.]

Your aim is worse than a blind ladies'.

[He chuckled and then threw another at Kuwabara.]

[kazumaai]

[ Screw you. have another come at your face as soon as you said that because that's when it's best to get somebody anyway. You shouldn't talk when you're being targeted! ]

Can it Urameshi!!!

[ He dodges that one actually. Thank goodness. He's already aiming to scoop more up to throw at Yusuke. ] I'm gonna cream your ass this time!

[idiotdetective]

[He will just try to catch this one in his mouth. Which was slightly successful. The detective spit out.]

C-c-c-cold!

You're gonna pay for that one!

[See this huge ball of snow? See this huge ball of snow hurling toward you?

What do?]

[lunateclock]

[This is an innocent victim.

Walking.

And then he is nailed by a snowball to the side of the face, and he staggers.

...asmdlkmalksdmas]

[kazumaai]

[ OH SHIT. Kuwabara didn't realize there would be people here and he throws pretty hard. Well just as hard as Yusuke but maybe a little softer than Yusuke's. He's actually considerate enough to ask him if he was okay. ]

OI you okay there?!

[ He shouted, trying not to crack up. Sorry he's having a blast and it's not really going to ruin his mood but he's really apologetic. REALLY! ]

[lunateclock]

[alsndlkas. He regains his balance and brushes snow from his hair. Blink. Blink.]

Ah-- Yes, I'm fine. It's not a problem.

[kazumaai]

[ Kuwabara halts his throw for a second realizing that someone was an accidental standby that got hit with someone's snowball. ]

If you don't want to get in the crossfire you might wanna leave. Urameshi and I aren't really good with restraint.

[ He rubbed the back of his head a little as he said. ]

[demon_heir]

[It's been so long since Mion's gotten to play around in the snow. Meaning it's also been a while since she's gotten a snowball to the face.

She WAS going over to her shop, but that can wait. Shit's just gotten personal.

Kneeling down, Mion packs a few handfuls of snow into a tight ball before baseball pitching it at Yusuke's head.]

[idiotdetective]

[FAIL. You have to do better than that.]

Hah. Kuwabara doesn't hit girls, personally I don't give a flying fuck!

[Here. Have another!]

[kazumaai]

[ Kuwabara disapproves always!!! ]

OI URAMESHI THAT AIN'T RIGHT. LEAVE THE GIRLS OUT OF IT

[ Kuwabara doesn't do this man... why you do dis? ]

[demon_heir]

[Now that she's ready for it, Mion is able to duck around the attack.]

A real man never lets something as silly as a person's sex get in the way of a fight!

[Spinning around, Mion sends a curvesnowball flying at him next.]