I wanna be the very best that no douche ever was.

[suckmylipstick]

Characters: suckmylipstick and typeadvantage nobody saw otherwise
Location: A wooded glen in the forest
Time: The freaks come out at night
Style: We are rolling in first person 'CAUSE I SAID SO
Status: Closed

Comments

[typeadvantage]

[Cheren, btw, still thinks that bootie nonsense is just that. Nonsense. What self-respecting Pokemon would want those on its feet? They can't even walk properly with them on! But Hajime has likely heard enough complaints about that over the past however long they were training, so that point doesn't matter anymore. Cheren had been training his Espeon and his Shinx alongside Hajime and his Eevee. This sort of training, while kind of unnecessary back home, was important here to help them improve agility and the like. Since, after all, there weren't wild Pokemon to battle here.]

You're getting better at actually training her. [since he's used to seeing him spoil his Eevee. And yes, this is a compliment.]

[suckmylipstick]

[Your manly praise will not go unnoticed by Hajime's careful observation. He brushes it off, of course, like any other manly man would do.]

Of course. I told you that I intend to raise it properly, didn't I?

[He critically watches his little muffin prance through the course's final hoops. After rounding the final jump and striding back, it sits patiently to await its next orders.

That's when something goes amiss.

His poor little princess, something is definitely wrong with her! A blinding halo of light surrounds her before sparks sizzle off the sphere. The next moment, she's glowing and it's nearly impossible to see that supernova bright bulge warp into a sleeker, elder form.

Hajime nearly doesn't have time to react. He reaches out to Cheren, yes, reaches, and yanks the sleeve as if it will give him an immediate answer. For all he knows, his little spoiled rotten princess might be in pain! What is evolving? It's beyond his thought that Eevees can evolve without an element stone.]

What's happening!?

[typeadvantage]

[Hey, don't pull him like that, Hajime! He was watching the Eevee evolve. He'd seen his own Eevee evolve, naturally, but watching Pokemon evolve was always interesting. He was curious, after all, if the evolution of Eevee into any of its other Evolutions was any different from its evolution into Espeon. So far it seemed to be about the same, aside from the shape Eevee was turning into in the glowing light.]

'What's happening'? Are you telling me no one has explained Pokemon evolution to you already?

[suckmylipstick]

But--!

[He glances helplessly at his glowing Eevee, fully taken shape and radiating its peak brightness.]

I didn't use a stone. How is this possible?

[The sphere explodes into a glitter rain of smaller specks of light dust, evaporating in tinier orbs. Once the shower subsides, all that remains is a sharply angled black...thing. Hajime's lips thin out, devoid of all color. His princess...]

What is that?