F*ck the police

[to_takamagahara]

Characters: to_takamagahara, aphorise, AND YOU
Location: The central square/plaza area CAUSING PROPERTY DAMAGE
Time: Midday
Style: Action
Status: Open

Comments

EITHER OF THEM. HAVE AT IT.

[myowncourse]

[Wow. This is just. Yeah. Jim has no words for this. Not even snarky ones. A dog and a guy with a weird helmet with a giant banana on it are fighting. And just. Yeah. No words. Seriously. Nothing at all.

He'll just stand here and stare with his eyebrow raised high enough that it is in danger of just becoming part of his hair line.]

[myowncourse]

[RUN DUCK AND ROLL. RUN DUCK AND ROLL.]

Hey, watch it!

[aphorise]

[MASAMUNE IS NOT IMPRESSED. Vaguely noticing that those words are meant for him, he spares the guy a quick glance before resuming his next move.]

Then get out of the way!

[myowncourse]

You don't own this place.

[Yes, getting out of the way would be smartest, but snarking is more attractive.]

[aphorise]

[He half-snorts, half-laughs airily at that. If that's how the guy's going to be, that's fine with him.]

Do whatever you want.

[myowncourse]

I think I will.

[So he just crosses his arms and... doesn't move. Sorry, it's that stupid teenage stubborn streak.]

[aphorise]

[Suit yourself, Jim. A little more into the fight, a small piece of rubble from a shattered walkway comes flying his way. It isn't anything fatal, but it'd hurt if it made contact.

WILL JIM STAY?]

[myowncourse]

[He will--

DUCK

--stay. Damn you man, he is stubborn.]