Dug ✣ oo1

[yaysquirrel]

Characters: A cute talking dog, and you C:
Location: Dat one obscure Plaza...oh wait, just the Plaza.
Time: Mid-morning!
Style: Both works~
Status: OPEN *^*

I am all wet, I do not enjoy being wet unless it is a bath...

[This was Dug, dripping wet upon arrival glad that his collar was okay. It was from his master after all.

After shaking himself semi-dry

Comments

[faygot]

[whoa there. Talking barkbeast. fuckin' miracles kept happening her all the time. Gamzee can barely handle this.

so he will just stare at Dug blankly. He'll talk to you in a moment, doggie. He just has to get over this amazement first.]

[yaysquirrel]

Oh yes, I love that they bounce. It is fun to catch a ball!

I cannot juggle though, I can only retrieve them.

[faygot]

Want me to teach you?

[can dogs juggle? Does Gamzee even care? It will work somehow.]

[yaysquirrel]

That would be very nice, yes!

[faygot]

And maybe you can all be like to teaching me to retrieve shit later.

[Gamzee pushes up, looking around.]

Now where are the motherfuckin' ball up at?

[yaysquirrel]

I can do that! First we should look for a ball!

[faygot]

Lead the way, my motherfuckin' brother. Though, uh, we like all should have like three fuckin' balls I think. Cause else it ain't not much good for juggling, you catch me?

[yaysquirrel]

Yes, 3 balls for juggling. I will track down balls.

[He points with his nose in one direction after a few sniffs on the ground.]

Point!

It is there!

[Note he's probably wrong.]

[faygot]

[But with their combined intellect they will be able to find a toy store eventually, right? Right?]

Fuck yeah, lets be motherfucking retrievers.

[yaysquirrel]

[Totally.

...If they past by the toy store.]

Let us go!

[Annnd he starts walking...in some sort of direction.]

[faygot]

[And Gamzee shuffles after him, happy enough to let his new furry friend lead the way. He looked like he knew what he was doing.]

[yaysquirrel]

[Annnnd they reach--!

A food store.]

............

[Oh wait, there's a toy store next to it. DIRECTION CHANGE.]

Point!

[faygot]

Woah. That's fuckin' amazing, dogg.

[he is impressed! So impressed even he is all crouching down so he can give Dug some really good proper pettings. Barkbeasts like those. If you roll over, he'll rub your belly too.]

[yaysquirrel]

[He nuzzles, happy to be praised. He was hardly ever praised back in the jungle.

And he does roll over! C:]

Oh, thank you!

[faygot]

[stick with Gamzee and he'll get praise all the time. And belly rubs. Even Gamzee's lusus had liked belly rubs and he had been a gigantic seagoat.

rub rub rub that belly.]

Haha, don't be mentioning it, bro. You all and found us some fuckin' balls.