TA DA DA DA~ BASEBALLCAPMAN TO THE RESCUE!

[homerunmagician]

Characters: homerunmagician ...I mean BASEBALLCAPMAN and vatheon Especially ladies in need.
Location: All over Vatheon
Time: Noon-ish
Style: Any of them!
Status: Open

Sooo. SOMEONE started a rumor about Junpei being a superhero. Oh god. Who decided to fuel his hero complex?This derp is now running around with a navy blue cape over his normal outfit and a small cloth

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kdhkdhSAJAHAHAHAHAHA

[toomanypetals]

[Someone also started a rumor about Kanda. That he was a sweet, charming little lady.]

[Which means SHE is tripping on the pavement with a basket full of groceries. Because Allen is eating her out of hearth and home.]

[Wat do?!]

OH DEAR. XD

[homerunmagician]

[Baseballcapman drop out of the sky and lands on his right shoulder. Oww. He stands up and brushes off the dust from his outfit, pretending that he didn't just do something incredibly clumsy. Upon seeing Kanda, Junpei doesn't recognize him...er...her and so he rushes to her aid.]

Hellooo there, little lady. Need some assistance from this fine superhero?

HAHAHAHAHA. <3

[toomanypetals]

[Kanda's currently picking herself up off the ground with a wince.]

Oh, I don't want to trouble you!

[homerunmagician]

It is no trouble at all, fair citizen!

[Baseballcapman offers a hand to help the woman up.]

[my_beat_my_mix]

Get back here!

[A dressphere has fallen out of Rikku's Garment Grid; cue her chasing it - and catching it.]

Gotcha! Geez, that was weird... Past few days have been weird...

asdkfubasef Sorry that this is super late!

[homerunmagician]

Never fear, Baseballcapman is here!

[Man. Maybe Junpei should change his superhero name. It's a bit of a mouthful. In any case, he sees Rikku's predicament and swoops to the scene!]

Good afternoon, fair maiden! How may I assist you?

No worries!

[my_beat_my_mix]

[Rikku blinks, then holds up her dressphere.]

It's fine; I got it already. Thanks, though!

[homerunmagician]

[Junpei looks pretty crestfallen. He's failed to help the lady. Well, better try again, then!]

Can I assist you in some other manner?

[fightswithsocks]

[Oh yes, you can try if you want. Stocking's just sitting at a little cafe table, sipping her extra sweet tea and looking over Vatheon's little information pamphlet.]

[homerunmagician]

[Junpei...er... Baseballcapman struts over to Stocking. For some absurd reason, he's got a rose in his mouth. He approaches Stocking, goes down on one knee, and offers the rose to her, saying:]

A beautiful rose fits a beautiful lady such as yourself.

Sorry for the late response ;A;

[fightswithsocks]

[She stares down at the rose, then looks back up at him.]

Who the fuck are you?

[Beautiful? Yes. Lady? Not a chance.]

... I dont remember tagging this but okay~ xD

[delinquenthero]

[And here's Yuri with his poker face, inwardly wondering if he'll be amused or annoyed by this guy's so-called heroics.]

AHHH. Sorry. I must not have been paying attention when I was tagging this entry. D:

[homerunmagician]

[What's that up in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No... it's an idiot. Junpei is enjoying his new flying powers too much. He flies to the top of Vatheon's bubble, hits his head on it, and falls out of the sky. Nice going, Stupei.]

Issokay. :'D

[delinquenthero]

[He's holding back a laugh. Yuri's casually jogging over to where the boy might fall, y'know, in case he needs a hand pep-snark.]

[homerunmagician]

[Nope. Junpei's good. He stands up and brushes himself off. He proceeds to pretend that he hasn't just fallen out of the sky. At this point, he notices Yuri, tip his hat to him, and asks and asks:]

Greeting, citizen! Would you like my assistance in some way?

[Junpei, for whatever reason, has decided to adopt this stilted manner of speeking while he is Baseballcap man.]