First Cross ✙// There's a hobo on his driveway

[transisse]

Characters: transisse & vatheon~!
Location: Coral Corral
Time: Early Afternoon
Style: Action, please.
Status: Anyone, anyone at all!  Especially people who are likely to feed him.

[If anyone were to stroll on this lovely afternoon around the Coral Corral residence, they'd notice an old hobo fart sleeping in the driveway of house number one, home of a very grumpy

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[toomanypetals]

[Kanda just happened to look out his kitchen window right then, in the process of putting his first pot of rice off to the side to cool down, when he saw an all too familiar figure bleeding on his driveway.]

[Fucking hell. No. This was not real. Tell me this is not real. Why couldn't he have just stayed in the Order like he belonged. Goddamn beansprout.]

[Furiously slamming his pot down, Kanda literally stormed out to the sleeping hobo and nudged his side with his foot.]

Oi! Get the fuck up, idiot!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, KANDA.

[transisse]

[No dice. He's still knocked out cold.]

I DID NOTHING, AND YOU KNOW IT, DAMN BEANSPROUT

[toomanypetals]

Fuck.

[He... REALLY doesn't want this kid to ever be in his house. And that blood will make a mess.]

[But. Y'know. The Order can't be losing any Exorcists when it's preventable. So, Kanda just hoists the fifteen year old geezer up over his shoulder like a sack of grain and hauls him inside, cursing so much even one of those pirate ghosts would blush.]

LIES AND SLANDER.

[transisse]

[Still out cold. But as he's hoisted up, the blood will dribble a teeny pathway like the breadcrumbs from Hansel and Gretel and stain all over Kanda's clothes.]

[HAHA. SUCKS TO BE YOU. Allen laughs in his deep subconscious.]

[transisse]

[Meanwhile, as Gyuuki stares on, Allen bleeds. And bleeds. And bleeds.]

[Oh. Hold on. Maybe you saw something move. But it wasn't his body. Something strange and yellow on his white head.]

He is unconscious in that icon. He is frothing at the mouth. 8|

[transisse]

[The yellow ball turns it's head--that is his head, right?--and looks up at Gyuuki considerably and opens up his mouth, showing off an impressive set of pearl white choppers.]

[Hiiiiii.]

1/?

[ladiesmonkey]

[How could he resist wandering around on a day like today~ And he'd been craving the food from that little restaurant across town--why not pick some up for he and Dagger to split while they caught up with one another~ Perfect way for a perfect date.]

[Of course, catching sight of a hobo? Not in his day's schedule.]

I was... unaware Vatheon had a homeless problem. Hey. Buddy. Y'alright?

[... He selects option not listed above, prod him with a stick. Why? Well... because he can. Woah, wait, that was blood.]

2/?

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[ladiesmonkey]

ALLEN, WRYYYYYY

[flutterbyfool]

Eek! A-are you okay?!

[Haruka is at his side, checking him over for any other injuries. She's so thankful that she took a basic first aid class....]

8|;; This happens all the time, I'm afraid. orz

[transisse]

[If you listen closely, he murmurs a few words under his breathe. He must be about to wake up.]

[action] 1//??

[patchworkdoctor]

hahaha what if this means he moves into Kanda's house lulz

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