.001 ~ this isn't kiddie land

[shootingzombies]

Characters: shootingzombies and vatheon
Location: Plaza!
Time: Evening
Style: anything is fine!
Status: OPEN LIKE THAT ZOMBIE i mean what
Warnings: He swears a lot.

Where the fuck am I?

[ Nick stands up to get a better look at what's around him. He looked as if someone had just stolen his money and was flaunting it in front of him, and that's not a pleasant thing to

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[eatingwings]

[ Oho. Have two red orbs stare at you from the shadows. My, my. $3000 gone to waste. That suit looked horrible on you anyway, Nick. Much too large for that body type. Much to large. The vampire chuckles, deep and rumbling. The sound of Sodom and Gomorrah. ]

[shootingzombies]

[Now what?

He turns, seeing the two, very unfriendly looking red orbs.]

What are you? If you're a zombie, so help me god.

[eatingwings]

There are no zombies here, boy.

[ Alucard emerges from the shadows, his red duster draped over his shoulders. He grins a mouthful of sharp teeth. ]

That is unless you count the zombie mermaids that plagued this City not too long ago, hmn.

[shootingzombies]

Zombie mermaids? Well it's not the first time something I haven't heard of has popped up to say hello.

[What the hell is going on here?]

Okay, can you just point me in the right direction to get out of here?

[spanking_angels]

[ Well, well, well. Who is this lovely lady with the pistols on her heels? Her guns are bigger, btw. Just sayin c: ]

$3000 on a suit that is much too large for you, darling.

[shootingzombies]

[ 8| ]

What, is everyone around here dry but me?

[spanking_angels]

[ y u mad tho bb? ]

That's because we've been here longer than you have, dear.

[ A snap of her fingers and a Witch's Seal appears, a nice warm towel emerging from it and flopping itself onto Nick's head. ]

You're obviously new, here.

[ Sticks that purple butterfly lollipop back in her mouth. ]

[shootingzombies]

[Nick's an angry person in general. ♥ he likes his big guns. ]

No, really?

[ . . . Oh. Well. In that case. He dries himself off best he can.]

But thank you.

[limitless_land]

[A $3,000 suit? Huh. Must be some other type of currency that he wasn't familiar with. He blinked once, before speaking up.]

Take a number and get in line. There are plenty of people who'd like to get revenge on whoever caused us to appear here.

[shootingzombies]

[What is up with this place?]

What's this place called, anyway?

[limitless_land]

[Who knows, man. But Riku's considerate enough to offer up a towel and a magical bonfire that consists of black/purple flames to dry off and warm up with.]

Vatheon, and judging by your appearance, you've just arrived...?

[shootingzombies]

No, I've been here for ages, invisible and lurking in the corners when suddenly, I decided to jump into a body of water and end up in some kind of plaza for people to find me.

[And he is not taking that towel after seeing that bonfire thing just appear. There is one thing he's learned: Don't touch things that are unknown to you.]

[xblood_lusting]

I'd experienced equal frustration upon my arrival.

[ He approaches with a towel from a local. Oh look. Shiny white suit. ]

[shootingzombies]

Fantastic.

[He looks him over. Nice suit.]

Can you just tell me where I am and where the check out area is?

[xblood_lusting]

Check out-- I'm afraid I'm not quite sure about what you're talking about.

[ The doctor hands over the towel. There's no salvaging the suit. ]

This is Vatheon, an underwater city. No one gets out when they've gotten in.
I... can direct you to a cleaners once you've settled in.
They do wonders with blood stains.

[shootingzombies]

You know, leaving -- oh for fuck's sake.

[he takes the towel, drying himself off best he can.]

Blood stains? If only they had a place like that back in that hillbilly town I was stuck in.

[silver_pipe]

[ Another newbie, good God they just kept popping up didn't they? And this one seemed to have a bit of an attitude too what fun. ]

You know most clothes can stand getting wet, even $3,000 outfits, I mean... how else are they gonna get clean?

[shootingzombies]

By dry cleaning them. You dry clean suits like these.

[Oh yes, that emphasis is necessary.]