Headless Hunt

[lamufao]

[HI GUYS, remember good ol' Doctor Alpha of Vatheon

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[darkest_horse]

[We all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.]

Excellent costume, dude. I'm impressed.

[lamufao]

[He's sticking his tongue out at someone right now but at the words, he flips his head to the side to stare at Xigbar before walking forward, head under his arms and other hand at his waist.]

I suppose I should say "thank you" but I don't particularly care what you think.

[darkest_horse]

I guess that makes two of us.

So, you someone important around here?

[lamufao]

[A shrug and a wave of his hand.]

Maybe, possibly. They call me Alpha, actually.

[girlpowertouka]

[Touka is walking around, trying to -- remember things. She keeps -- forgetting. There are whole streets in their town she can't remember, whole sections of her childhood -- it's starting to scare her. She hears horses' hooves and looks up. Huh? His head is in his hands?]

But how do you eat?

[lamufao]

[His... neck shakes at her in a gesture saying 'No' before he holds up a finger ... and his head and speaks.]

The question is, 'How do I digest?'

[girlpowertouka]

That is an excellent question.

[lamufao]

Unfortunately I do not have the answer to it. I've never been particularly hungry, actually.

[He smiles and for all intents and purposes, it's perfectly innocent.]

[lockandkeyblade]

[Well hello there, Doc! Sora's never met the good Doctor Alpha, just heard of creepy ones from Riku he should avoid and he's having making a snack run from the shops, minding his own business when a flaming fireball of death, malice and comedic timing lights the sidewalk beside him on fire.]

HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?

[lamufao]

[The mad doctor is giggling and a hand moves to adjust the glasses on his face before the head grins.]

I thought your meal could use a bit of spice.

[lockandkeyblade]

What does that have to do with spice- you just threw a fireball at me!

[And then he notices the doctor's very distinct head-pleacement. Oh. Hey. Actually that's kinda cool-]

[lamufao]

[A bored expression, he examines his fingernails with the head that isn't there.]

And? Yes? Your point?

[scaresplants]

[Crowley is having a slightly hard time remembering who exactly he is- but when he sees Alpha's steed he flinches slightly. He remembers that I didn't like horses. Not at all.]

Hmmmph. Found a more convienient mode of transportation, Doctor Man?

[lamufao]

[Well if it isn't his favorite ball of hiss.]

Just something to fit the occasion.

[scaresplants]

[The one and only.]

Oh really? And you severed your head to complete the look? How ambitious of you.

[lamufao]

What? You don't like it? Oh, how terrible.

[ninjaservant]

[it's official, this world is bizarre. but that won't stop this ninja!]

Doesn't your arm get tired from holding your head like that?

[lamufao]

[He switches the arm holding the head then.]

Not if I do that.

[ninjaservant]

But you would have to continue switching arms.