Yarizakura-Kishi Household Bodyswitching Weirdness

[girlpowertouka]

Characters: Touka, Hime, and Kyousuke.
Location: The Yarizakura-Kishi residence.
Time: Morning.
Style: Whatever.
Status: Closed.

[Touka yawns as she wakes up. She rubs her eyes and pulls her hair out of her face. Huh. She does NOT remember her hair being this long. Or this color, for that matter. This looks like Hime-chan's hair. And this is

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[princessmayor]

[ God damn it she's loud. Hime- 'Touka' sleeps in her bed, snoring loudly. She's sleeping on her stomach, so her back rises and sinks with each loud breath that she takes.

Of course, Touka's shouting woke her up. Hime stirs around for a moment, curling around in all of Touka's sheets, before sitting up and rubbing her eyes. Instead of going to the door to find out what's wrong, Hime shouts from where she's at. ]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[notasiscon]

Ha. ha. Very funny. You can stop now.

[Please? Stop? So confusing.]

[princessmayor]

Shut up Kyousuke. I'm not playing around!

[ Sigh. ] Touka, how do we prove who's who?

[girlpowertouka]

Uh......we could tell him something that only you or I would know?

[Although -- is there anything the three of them don't know about each other?]

[princessmayor]

There isn't anything, is there? [ Pause. Here, have another sigh. ]

We've been together a long time.

[girlpowertouka]

Yeah. That is true. We do kind of know everything about each other.

[More tears.]

Onii-chan, just believe us already! We don't have time for this! Hime-chan and I have to get back to our own bodies!

[Because Touka still hasn't had her date with Akina, and she can't date Akina in Hime-chan's body! Sob! Fix it, Onii-chan!]

[notasiscon]

I can't--

[He's starting to believe it against his better judgement, but--

Suddenly! Lightbulb!]

Could this be... another curse?

[princessmayor]

A curse! That has to be it! [ Yay, he believes them! but- ]

But then why weren't you affected? You are Kyousuke, right?

[girlpowertouka]

Nah, it's him.

[No one else can be that boring serious, after all.]

[notasiscon]

[I resemble that!]

I do not seem to be affected, Tou- M'Lady. Perhaps the curse passed me by this time?

[princessmayor]

I guess it's possible. [ Eh, as long as he doesn't call her Touka, she's good. ]

...So what do we do now? We have to deal with being in each others bodies for the rest of the week, probably.

[girlpowertouka]

I -- I don't know.

[Wait.]

You better cut down on your eating, Hime-chan! My body better not get any heavier while you're in it!

[notasiscon]

[Adjusts glasses]

Neither of you should gain weight during this week. And Touka, you better not do anything to harm M'Lady's physical condition while you are in her body. We've worked hard on that.

[princessmayor]

Yeah Touka. You have to wake up early every morning and exercise. And you have to do ro--

--Hey, we didn't work that hard! My body is fine.

[girlpowertouka]

Get up early! Exercise!

[What kind of madness is this? Touka needs her beauty sleep!]

[notasiscon]

Of course. A major has to be a role model for the city, after all.