procrastination is like masturbation
it's fun until you realize you just fucked yourself

I just drove 475 miles in under seven hours on less than three hours sleep and am wired like a motherfucker.

photobucket deleted my account for no god damn reason. I had that account for over two years and have no clue how many pics I lost and dont have copies of. Im so fucking pissed

Holy Shit I love newegg.com I placed my order two hours ago and it has already been procesed, packaged and is shipping out from tennessee.

Jesus Christ I hate buying condoms ( Read more... )

Yeah, Snakes on a Plane not a movie you can enjoy alone.

You can admit to watching the movie with a group, but watching it alone shows signs of having issues.
LOL

It's like Rocky Horror. Watching it alone of the privacy of your own home makes you weird.

Cross dressing and watching it with a crowd on the other hand is perfectly acceptable.

Neighborhood Hazard ( Read more... )

I am not proud of things I have done in the recent past