[Audio Post] ⊗ 004

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

IF THIS IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A JOKE IT AIN'T FUNNY!

[ooc: I don't know what's worse: that I'm mean enough to do this to him or the fact I actually made and spent time on that icon.]

Comments

[karatebunny]

Are you al- [TALKING CAKE!!! Hide from Honey, quick!] You're a talking cake~??? ♥

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[OH SWEET LORD XD]

I wasn't always one! Someone turn me back! I can't stand sweets augh this is just so wrong!!

[karatebunny]

[You look so TASTY~ But he's very surprised, perhaps even horrified that someone would not like sweets!]

You can't stand sweets?? Why?

[variable_edge]

Never really did. Probably overdosed when I was a kid or somethin'. Or maybe it's old age...

[sultrytempest]

....

[That looks delicious.]

[variable_edge]

[...well he wouldn't mind getting eaten by JUDITH 8D but the downside is that he'd get eaten. SO.]

Please don't eat me.

[sultrytempest]

That's you, Raven? I suppose I'd better not.

[Bugger, just as she was getting a good craving.]

[variable_edge]

Judith help me!! I can't stay like this I'll die!!

[once_knighted]

[C-Cake ... But why did the old man's voice have to come out of it? Dammit B|]

... What a waste.

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[if it helps him from being eaten, he'll take the insult :|]

Like I like this any better.

[once_knighted]

I guess not. [Pause. What do you do with a cake that's really a person. Uh.] ... So, what now? Shouldn't I put you in the ice box or something?

[variable_edge]

NOT THE ICE BOX!! [alksjdflasdfj you and Judith both YEESH]

[inabook]

[action!]

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[oh Estelle ;O;]

Estelle! Help! [miiinor cake wiggling]

[inabook]

[action]

[variable_edge]

I'm on the bed, darlin'. Near the pillows!

[evil_for_fun]

A TALKING CAKE?!

[variable_edge]

[siiiiigh] I'm a man, dammit!

[evil_for_fun]

Noo, you're a talking cake!

[variable_edge]

Well I am now, but I wasn't always one! I'm really human!