Title : Of Bananas and Kittens.
Author: VanillaIcex3
Rated: Fluff, Romance, NC17, Smut
Summary: Bananas, the amazing yellow fruit.
Pairings: Yunjae
Chapters: OneShot~ Split into two
Warning: Kitty!Jae, failed fluff. Yeah.
Happy Birthday Kim Jaejoong & Jung Yunho. Joongie, :D, please be happy and stay healthy. I believe in you. I hope all your wishes and dreams come true.
Leader-ssi ;; please take care of Changmin ): and yourself. It must be hard being separated by the company! Stay healthy, eat more & most importantly:). I love you ^^♥♥♥ . (But I love Jaejoong more... So yeah LOL)
“Hmm, finish your cake, baby.” Yunho caressed the soft skin under the lacy nightgown and patted the kitten’s bottom.
“Ahhh…” Jaejoong opened his mouth showing his cute tiny canine teeth at Yunho and waited for his master to feed him his cake. His hands tried to untangle himself.
“Naughty kitten~” Yunho took the plate and fed Jaejoong the chocolate cake that he ordered.
Jaejoong stuck his face in front of Yunho and pointed at the chocolate that was smeared on the corner of his lips. His black tail started stroking Yunho’s arms. Yunho licked the chocolate off and Jaejoong smiled.
“Jaejoongie likes to be licked!” He giggled and beautiful eyes dilated. He snuggled against Yunho and gently rubbing his ears on Yunho’s neck.
“Full already? You haven’t even eaten the rest of it?” Yunho played with the black tail under the night gown.
“Mmm! I’m saving stomach for some other food!” Jaejoong playfully bit Yunho’s ear and giggled some more.
“Jaejoongie, you’re a bad kitty. Hmm? What food do you want?” Yunho cupped Jaejoong’s bottom with his hands.
“Meoow…” Jaejoong innocently meowed and looked down at Yunho’s laps. He licked his lips and his tail was waving in the air with excitement.
“Jaejoongie, we’re going to bed.” Yunho growled with lust and took some things with him. He carried the black kitten with an arm and walked to their bedroom door.
“Banana~” Jaejoong pointed at the yellow fruit that Yunho was holding in his hands. It was his favorite fruit because it was so sweet! He opened his mouth wide telling Yunho to feed him the banana but Yunho just shook his head and put the banana aside.
“Joongie, didn’t you just tell me you wanted to save your stomach for something else?~” Yunho waved Jaejoong’s favorite fruit in the air and chuckled when Jaejoong tried to reach it from the bed.
“Mroawrr. Yunnie!” Jaejoong scowled and pouts when Yunho puts it up even higher. (Jaejoong was 5 feet 5 and Yunho was 6 feet 1.)
“Nuh uh, baby. Who told you to walk out into the mansion like that. Wearing a translucent nightgown that barely covered your thighs and Lorraine told me that everyone in the house saw your little bum in the air when you were playing with your yarn balls.” Yunho felt jealousy running through his veins when he thought of his butlers seeing his precious baby in his cutest yet sexiest nightgown.
“Fuu… I wanted to see Yunnie! But Sebby said that you went out, and Lorraine told me th-that the gift box was for me!” Jaejoong pout was bigger and he hugged the purple pillow in his arms. His tail were sweeping across the bed as if it was seducing Yunho. The kitten glared at his tail and the tail waved in the air as if it’s mocking him, ‘what are you going to do about that, Joongie~’.
“Stop it!” Jaejoong held his tail gently in his hands and placed it on the bed, but the tail just started sweeping across the bed again.
“Baby, your tail is honest~ You were trying to seduce the butlers aren’t you? And now the tail is telling me to forgive you.” Yunho went over to the bed with the banana and the black tail immediately stroked Yunho’s hand.
“Noo! Joongie doesn’t lie! Tail does!” Jaejoong glared at his tail again and the tail just wrapped itself around Yunho.
“Baby~ if you didn’t lie, I still need to punish you~ You scratched me, remember? And you made yourself tangled in yarn…” Yunho showed Jaejoong the three pinkish red lines on his collar bone.
“Meow… Yunnie untangle me!” Jaejoong’s mood was changed again into seducing Yunho.
“Baby… there are a lot of knots~” Yunho took out a pair of scissors and cut the yarn. When he was finished the kitten wrapped himself around him.
“Nuh uh, baby. You’ve been bad… you need to be tied.” Yunho smirked and huskily whispered into Jaejoong’s sensitive ears. He chuckled when Jaejoong shuddered against him.
“B-but Yunnie~” Jaejoong didn’t like to be tied, he liked hugging his master when they were making love. He thought of an idea and took off his nightgown in one go. He laid down on the violet bed sheets and his tail was happily stroking his inner thighs.
“Baby…” Yunho’s half hard cock immediately became rock hard when he saw his beloved kitten looking at him with an innocent expression with his tail running along his lower body. He quickly composed himself and took the longest pieces of yarn.
“Meeeeow!” Jaejoong whined but he didn’t scratch Yunho when he tied his hands and legs to the bed posts.
“You naughty thing… you need to be punished…” Yunho removed all of his clothes and slyly smiled at Jaejoong who always ogled at his body. He took the banana into his hand and climbed onto the bed.
“Yunnie, what are you doing with the banana?” Jaejoong looked at his favorite fruit and wanted to eat it.
“Bad bad Joongie, I’m not letting you eat it…” Yunho took out the small bottle from the night table and squirted out the peach scented lubricant onto the banana. He… inserted the banana tip at Jaejoong’s pink entrance.
“Y-Yunnie!” Jaejoong gasped when he felt the banana intrude his hole. He moaned when Yunho pushed it in more.
“My my, Joongie’s a slut, isn’t he. Moaning with a banana?” Yunho lifted Jaejoong’s legs and spanked his kitty’s cute little bum.
“Joongie is the only slut for Yunnie~” The black kitten moaned out the sentence when Yunho spanked with one hand and the other pushed the whole banana into him. His own tail curled up into the air and stroked his own penis.
“Meeo-w… Yu-Yunnie! Push. Banana.” As much as Jaejoong wanted to whack his tail for doing such lewd actions, he couldn’t because he was enjoying it.
Yunho felt that he was going to go over the edge when he saw the black tail seducing him. He smirked and started to fuck Jaejoong with the yellow fruit. He loved seeing his precious kitten showing such a beautiful expression that only him, Jung Yunho, can see.
Jaejoong mewled and let out frustrated ‘mroawr’s when Yunho was sticking the banana into him so painfully slow. He looked down and saw his favorite fruit being sucked through his tight entrance. He let out a purr-moan when Yunho pushed the banana deep.
“Mrrr…” Jaejoong kept purring and moaned out loud. He tried to push his bum onto the yellow banana more, so the fruit would hit his prostate again. When he thought he was going to spill, Yunho took the banana leaving the tip in.
“Meeow… Y-yunniee…” Jaejoong was in a state of purring his mind off.
“J-joongie wan-wants… rrrr… ban.. na. Na…”
“Too bad, Joongie. I can’t have this banana have such an intimate relationship with you.” Yunho slyly smiled when Jaejoong let out another sexual frustrated meow. He peeled the banana and went in between Jaejoong’s legs to eat the warm banana.
“A-ah.. Y-yunnie! Wh-what… are you doing?” Jaejoong felt a tongue licking his underside of his penis. He felt the banana going in a bit and got pulled out a bit. It was driving him crazy, and he smelled the stronger scent of the banana.
“God, my sweet kitten. You make everything so much yummier.” Yunho teasingly licked the black kitten’s hard dripping cock. Yunho ate half of the warmed banana already and he gently pushed the half finished banana into Jaejoong’s entrance.
“S-stop! Y-Yunnie. Joongie wan-want Yunnie!”
“Bad kitten… let your master finish his fruit first.” Yunho reached up and pinched Jaejoong’s pink nipples. He licked the banana and peeled the rest of the banana. The banana slipped out of the tight entrance and Yunho ate the rest of it.
“My precious wants banana right?” Yunho talked while biting the banana. He threw the banana peel somewhere in the room and hovered over the black kitten. The black tail gently caressed Yunho’s thighs.
Jaejoong squeaked when Yunho started kissing him with a mouthful of mushed banana. He found his master’s tongue and he licked it inside their hot mouths. He swallowed the banana from Yunho’s mouth. His ears drooped with the sweetness and pleasure. He let Yunho’s mouth suck his tongue hungrily.
Yunho licked and bit Jaejoong everywhere leaving random red spots on his milky skin. He left a trail of saliva from Jaejoong’s belly button to his inner thigh. He left wet kisses near Jaejoong’s hard member, his hands working on the pink nubs and sucked onto them when he felt satisfied massaging the nipples.
“Ah!” Jaejoong screeched when Yunho suddenly left his mouth and thrust into his tight hole. The banana was nothing compared to his master’s penis. He screamed with pleasure every time Yunho thrust into him hard and fast. His tail stroked Yunho’s bum with delight.
“Yu-Yunnie~ Meeeow…! Mrrrr… Hmmmm…” Jaejoong’s lewd moan told Yunho that he hit the right spot.
“You slutty, bad, lewd kitten, hmm? Seducing me with your little tail.” Yunho thrust into Jaejoong with every word he said.
“Y-yes! Joong-joongie! B-bad.. kitty!” Jaejoong cried out.
“Mroawrrr! Yunnie ” Jaejoong’s back arched and his cum shot out onto Yunho’s chest and his own inner thighs. He moaned with delight when he felt his insides filled with Yunho’s love seeds.
“Oh god, baby.” Yunho left kisses on Jaejoong’s neck and face after he tiredly squished the kitten beneath him with his weight.
“Meeow~” Jaejoong needed cuddling whenever they finished making love. His ears gently rubbed on Yunho’s tanned chest.
After Yunho regained his normal pace of breathing and Jaejoong’s cute ‘I want cuddle from Yunho-sama’ purrs and meows, Yunho grabbed the pair of scissors and cut the yarn that was tied onto Jaejoong.
“Meeeow~” Jaejoong immediately clung onto Yunho and snuggled against him. His tail happily ran itself through Yunho’s arm and legs.
“You bad bad kitty~” Yunho hugged his sexy kitten into his arms. He loved it when Jaejoong’s eyes dilate to his biggest size and stare at him after they had sex. He loved how Jaejoong would purr and snuggle with him. He loved how Jaejoong would giggle like he’s drunk with love. He loved everything about this kitten.
“Meow~” Jaejoong let out a tired meow and yawned showing his small canine teeth. He rubbed his ears onto Yunho’s chest again and bit him lovingly.
“Happy Birthday, Jaejoong-ah.” Yunho caressed Jaejoong’s hair and gave him a soft kiss on the lips. He received a happy purr and another loving bite on his chest.
“Mroawrr~” Jaejoong gave some more bites, giggled and fell asleep in Yunho’s arms.
Vanilla's Words: :/ Sorry, my eyes are blurry again. D:, I'm not sure if this is what you wanted with the banana /cry. ; A ;, once again I'm late with the birthday fic. How sad /bawls. ;D, preview of "Of Lingerie & Kittens" will come right after this. ._. I hope you enjoyed this ;D... & uhhhhhh. Maybe this will turn out as some mini series as well o_o'.. Sorry for any grammar mistakes and spelling... : D. Dum dum dum... and I have removed 31 people ... XD. I did it up to 'g'.
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