Well, That's That

[vanillafluffy]

I'm officially terminated. I've been expecting it for the past couple of weeks; I'm just glad to finally have it over with.

Come on, ask me what I wore.

Comments

[pwcorgigirl]

Oh, honey. I hope you fucking dazzled the sorry sons-a-bitches with your glory. *hugs*

[vanillafluffy]

I totally did. I was stark naked except for a bubblegum pink feather boa and an ankle bracelet with jingly bells.

Left ankle....

[pwcorgigirl]

Haha! That deserves the smokin' Jools icon, m'dear. :)

[vanillafluffy]

Yeah, I probably DID look rather like an extra from the opera "Salome"!

[cbtreks]

What'd you wear? (I don't have to ask if you were classier than they were in how you handled the situation - I'm just assuming it's so.) I'm sorry about this but I can understand the relief when it finally happens - been there. May much better things be in store for you!

[vanillafluffy]

I'm SO glad you asked. I went topless, wearing a blue suede miniskirt and matching oxfords. I had on a red and white sequinned cowboy hat, but what I think REALLY made the outfit were the nipple rings with the light-up red LEDs.

[cbtreks]

Of course! Light-up nipple rings are always the perfect touch in such a situation. :-)

[vanillafluffy]

The better to hypnotize them into doing my bidding. I've decided I'm going to take over the world and create a shiny happy Utopia where no poor CSR will ever have to say "I'm sorry!" again.

[dine]

I'm really sorry - but at least *knowing* has to be a relief. there's nothing worse than uncertainty looming for a long period

[vanillafluffy]

Yeah, I held it together...haven't cried, I'm still kind of numb. I did the best I could; their standards and my standards diverged as to what constituted good service, and I can say I didn't comprise my ethics for a paycheck.

[vanillafluffy]

So glad you asked. I had on a sparkly tiara, bright red lipstick and nail polish and a rhinestone belly ring.

That's all.

[ang5fam]

Welcome to the ranks of the unemployed- a lonely yet relaxing place to be. I don't have the money for a cup of coffee outside of my house but as you said, I am no longer compromising my integrity for a paycheck.
I've been on several interviews and have one tomorrow- I LOATHE job hunting but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Hang in there- something will come your way with reasonable, un-vampire like work hours so you can join in the reindeer games .
I will keep my eyes open for you as well while I seek employment.
Bastards!

[vanillafluffy]

I'm well-stocked with peanut butter and bulk-purchased rye bread. Next: getting decaffeinated. I don't look forward to it, but the last time I tried to decaffeinate I spent a couple weeks feeling like shit and had no energy---finally went back to it out of self-preservation. I'm hoping that I can kick it without all the background agita....