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[vanhoffthefirst]

My car is dead. I considered, and tried to start a whole post about it, but it's all too sad. No holly jolly birthday this year.

Clearly, a new car will have to be purchased sometime soon, most probably another Civic. It's just bad timing, you know? My Ferrari F430 plans will have to be put on hold, once again.

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[sausagetree]

You could always move one step closer to the Ferrari and get a Honda S2000, or a BMW M3, or you could trick out your civic with sexy rims and gull-wing doors (google images Honda Civic).

[sausagetree]

Happy holly-jollyless birthday, btw.

[pineapple_jack]

So many memories with that car!

I had a dream the other night that I have dubbed "Reggie's Last Ride." I was riding shotgun and you were driving... doing 90 miles per hour when you randomly switched over into oncoming traffic. You said you wanted to "live dangerously" as we dodged cars. The dream ended with a police chase and an eventual capture (they set up a road block). But then instead of arresting us, I saw two GTA police stars appear above our heads, blink on and off, and then disappear. When that happened the cops just got back in their cars and drove off.

Since my vote for a motorcycle got nixed by common sense, my new vote is for this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Rex_(automobile)

I consider it a compromise between cars and motorcycles.

[sausagetree]

I just found out about the "Carver." It would bridge that gap nicely, as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR1H791YONs&feature=related

[vanhoffthefirst]

While those 'cars' are definitely awesome, putting a roof and another wheel on a motorcycle doesn't make it any more practical. I need something that can carry me + stuff + at least 3 other people.

Regicide was a good name. Now I need another name, for the car I don't yet have. Top options so far: Baby Buster, The Lucille II, Charliework (not coincidentally, these are the names of my internet space ships in Eve.). Suggestions welcome, as long as they somehow relate to Arrested Development or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[pineapple_jack]

My vote is for Charliework. As much as I like Arrested, Charliework is just an awesome name!

[zoftig_the_fab]

Sell some of your younger brothers on the black market and get the car of your dreams. And when you find where they pay top dollar for younger brothers, let me know!

[vanhoffthefirst]

Ok, so Alice recommends lottery tickets, and Jes recommends human trafficking.

[zoftig_the_fab]

if you take jes's route... i'd like some of the money. If my route pans out ... i'd like some of the money.

xoxo
agb

[pineapple_jack]

Whenever I see this post, the line "my car is dead" makes me think of the famous chant "the king is dead, long live the king." Must be because of your old car's name. If you get another civic, it should be red. It should also be Charliework.