Comments | vange: WHAT THE FUCK LAZZARA?

vange

WHAT THE FUCK LAZZARA?

Jun 07, 2008 13:22

From the Eisley website:

Many of you know of the pain that Sherri and Chauntelle have gone through in relationship disasters this past year. Chauntelle and Adam split one month before their wedding to be, in March. Well today's events will be talked about on here, but it is not something we like to see, so after I report this event, the thread ( Read more... )

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berserkide June 7 2008, 19:03:35 UTC

JESSE LACEY IS THE KING OF MAN PAIN. He would write a whole album about how NO ONE LOVES HIM AND HIS PILLOW IS SO WET WITH TEARS THAT FISH ARE SWIMMING IN IT, etc.

vange June 7 2008, 20:22:35 UTC

Wait, I thought that was what his current albums were about.

berserkide June 7 2008, 20:48:06 UTC

...oh. Right.

warmingweather June 7 2008, 20:18:59 UTC

I'm so sad that T-shirt doesn't actually exist. ;_____; Man, I don't know that much about the Long Island fandom, but what I do know makes me laugh so hard. They are such wonderful, bitter crazyfaces.

vange June 7 2008, 20:42:43 UTC

It's just one disaster after another. And Stacy from Eisley was apparently supposedly dating Zac from Paramore for awhile so perhaps there will be even more bandom crossover drama soon.

myaurasmiles June 7 2008, 20:35:21 UTC

I want more details. Why can't everyone be a reality show?

vange June 7 2008, 20:46:15 UTC

Chauntelle's crazy mom showed up on Absolute Punk to defend Chauntelle.

way to go guys...making fun of a woman that has a child from a guy taking advantage of her, and she decided not to kill her unborn baby, and has had full responsibility of raising her, and that guy never took one day of responsibility.
Adam had convinced Chauntelle's daughter that he was going to adopt her, and had her calling him "dad".
Three months after ending the Chauntelle/Adam relationship, he has a pregnant wife.
Think what you want.....

God I love her. She has no hard feelings towards Adam. She's just going to make sure he suffers for the rest of his scumbag life. Grrr grrr must kill Lazzara. She's a bad choice for someone to piss off.

myaurasmiles June 7 2008, 20:48:12 UTC

Righteous anger is my favorite!

vange June 7 2008, 20:51:24 UTC

She's shown up on Oh No They Didn't to chew out people insulting her kids before. As far as stage moms go she's not the worst, she seems to really love her kids, albeit in a misguided crazed, vengeful way.

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riorhapsody June 7 2008, 20:45:50 UTC

I feel bad for Chauntelle but OH MY GOD ADAM LAZZARA WHAT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE CHOICES.

vange June 7 2008, 20:47:09 UTC

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=326361&page=15

Kim DuPree is on Absolute Punk now! This is just going to get more horrifically hilarious before it's over.

riorhapsody June 7 2008, 21:22:55 UTC

Oh Jesus. Step away from the computer Kim Dupree!

vange June 7 2008, 21:43:40 UTC

The fact the AP.net staff is telling her right on is really what's making it magical.

bkm5191 June 7 2008, 23:16:32 UTC

oh Adam, you are the bad boy character on a soap opera. Too bad it's real.

vange June 8 2008, 02:50:28 UTC

John Nolan is the creepy bad touch uncle, isn't he?

bkm5191 June 8 2008, 04:05:39 UTC

Jesse Lacey is the brother that keeps dying in strange ways and disappearing for years at a time to come back and be like a CIA assassin or something.

vange June 8 2008, 14:52:58 UTC

Oh man, worst assassin ever. His victims just go ahead and commit suicide because they can't stand his crying and angst over whether to kill them or not.