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[vandigo]

GAAAAHHHH. CHILDREN. IN MY HOUSE.

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[coldeznutssac]

GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT!!!!

[vandigo]

Oh god I wish.

[hyena_says_rawr]

SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A BARBECUE.

[p1nk5pider]

YUM

[vandigo]

TASTY!

[enyo_chan]

PREPARE THE SACRIFICIAL ALTER!!!
And do remember to bring napkins and towels this time. Child blood can get so messy.

Also, are they Christian babies? Those taste the best and really please the Gods. Jew babies are too . . . Kosher and Muslim babies don't have enough pork in their diets.
Don't get me started on Hindu and Buddhist babies either. And Athiest babies, that's just an appetizer because they only have a trace of soul.

[vandigo]

Lulz.

[arpegius_wolf]

OH GOD WHAT?

[vandigo]

My older sister Kelly moved in with her 4 and 5 year old kids, Celeste and Tristan.

[leinyan]

sometimes I feel like one of a handful of people I know -- online and IRL -- who don't want to kill children or punt them into oncoming traffic.

not saying some kids aren't dicks, because most of them are but there are plenty of good ones ): but if these kids are annoying I suggest you find a passing 18 wheeler and just go fucking wild.

[vandigo]

No, they're actually pretty good, just I'm not used to taking care of them. At least these two are easy to entertain and feed.